Happy Solar Return! Our Celestial Birthday Greeting Card is a universe of birthday wishes just waiting to be explored. Swirling with suns, moons, and stars on 100% post-consumer waste paper, it's a sustainably stylish way to say Cheers to another trip around the sun! Perfect for the eco-conscious cosmic adventurer who's celebrating another marvelous year on planet Earth.Design Details:
Front Message: Cheers To Another Trip Around The Sun
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25 x 5.5 in.
Includes: Greeting Card, One-Hitter Pipe, Envelope, Plastic Wrap
Elegant, highly powerful and crafted to absolute perfection Chaiamo has been exquisitely designed to drive you to the ultimate climax. Loose yourself in sublime sensory pleasure as Chaiamo sends strong and deep sensual vibrations throughout your body whilst targeting your pleasure zones with intense sensations. Prepare to experience your most unforgettable orgasm. Features Sensory velvet touch body safe silicone, 10 highly powerful vibration and pulsation levels.Tapered tip for precision stimulation,100 % fully water proof ,USB magnetic Available in Teal , Black , Burgundy colors.
When life gives you lemons, you can make lemonade, or you can color your way through the pages of Cheer the F*ck Up. Colorers can be reminded that they are the queen of f*cking everything or that they are a boss-ass b*tch. Thanks to tear-away pages, these 30 hand-drawn, mouthy illustrations can be shared in their full colored glory with friends, family and unassuming strangers. Channel disillusionment and a penchant for profanity into creative works of gleefully sarcastic art.
Add a bit of subversive and irreverent humor to coloring. Beautiful scenes and abstract doodles are combined with irreverent quips like "Shit just got real" that will keep people laughing.
Tasteful and fun romance is for couples to enjoy with Little Genie's Choose Your Pleasure Game. Couples split the cards into His and Her decks with the activities face down. They take turns rolling the die. If the die comes up Her, she draws a card from the Her deck and may choose one of the two activities (and vice-versa for him). One roll per player per turn.
Chrystalino designs are inspired by the Venetian glassmakers of Murano, with the beautiful art of lovemaking in mind. These luxurious, high quality, strong, easy-to-clean, handmade glass wands and butt plugs are for both women and men. Can be warmed or cooled to experiment with temperature play. Use either end of Seed for anal pleasure or as a small vaginal dil.
In the traditional folktale of 'Sleeping Beauty, the spell cast upon the lovely young princess and everyone in her castle can only be broken by the kiss of a prince. It is an ancient story, one that originally emerged from and still deeply disturbs the mind's unconscious. Now Anne Rice's retelling of the Beauty story probes the unspoken implications of this lush, suggestive tale by exploring its undeniable connection of sexual desire. Here the Prince awakens Beauty, not with a kiss, but with sexual initiation. His reward for ending the hundred years of enchantment is Beauty's complete and total enslavement...
Reinvent the wheel (or the cowgirl, as the case may be) with this informative and practical guide to sex positions that starts with the classic favorites.Whether it's someone who has always loved missionary position or has a passion for doggy style, Classic Sex Positions Reinvented, will help them learn the techniques to master the classic positions and then switch them up in over 100 exciting and different ways.Sex therapist, Moushumi Ghose, helps them take their sex life from standard to sensational by spicing up old favorites and providing different, better, and more effective variations on each. Whether they're a beginner or a...
Classy as Fuck Cocktails is a cocktail book that celebrates the fine arts of drinking and swearing.Feeling classy as fuck? Have a Bellini. Life kicking your ass? Try a Corpse Reviver. Expecting company? Batch that shit! Includes more than 60 recipes ranging from the fucking classics to fancy-ass twists Features dozens of variations including low and non-alcohol options Covers the basics on glassware, hardware, spirits, and methods This cocktail collection is a fucking must for beginners and experienced mixologists alike. Complete with a gold foil-stamped cover, gilded page edges, metallic ink, and sassy calligraphy throughout, Classy as Fuck Cocktails is a stylish addition...
The CleanStream Enema Bulb is a great option to those looking for a quick and easy fix. Simply add fluid to the bulb, screw the nozzle tight and secure the seal. This Enema Bulb is perfect for travel and cleanup is a cinch. Designed for quick cleaning without the need for time-consuming set-up.Measurements: Bulb is approx. 4.25 inches long and 9.5 inches in circumference; Nozzle is 2.5 inches in insertable lengthMaterial: Rubber and ABS Plastic*Note: Holds 8 oz. of liquid
Clit Is Lit Naughty KardA fun way to say you are the shit!Blank on Inside.The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards' NaughtyKards Collection is all things fun and sexy. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.SpecificationsItem Height: 6.00 inItem Width: 4.00 in
The Clitoral Truth goes beyond all other sexuality self-help guides by providing a surprising inside look at womens genital anatomy, and revealing that what is almost universally thought of as a sensitive pea-sized nubbin is, in reality, a powerful, responsive organ system. The Clitoral Truth reveals every aspect of this multifaceted organ and how the parts work together to produce pleasure and orgasm. This frank, frisky, user-friendly guide also delves into the controversy over female ejaculation and explores why so few women have discovered their potential to experience multiple orgasms. It also reports on why so many women of all...
Prepare for liftoff with Cock Rockets Oral Candy the tongue-tingling treat that'll make your bedroom adventures blast off faster than Elon Musk's latest space venture!Cock Rockets oral sex candy comes in six exciting flavors, grape, strawberry, watermelon, and new flavors fruit punch, green apple, and orange. One Display includes 36 individual packs, (twelve of each flavor) marked for individual retail sale. Upgrade your BJ game today with Cock Rockets and watch your partner's eyes roll back faster than a SpaceX rocket re-entry. Each POP display comes with 12 packs of each of the new flavors: fruit punch, green apple, and...
Prepare for liftoff with Cock Rockets Oral Candy the tongue-tingling treat that'll make your bedroom adventures blast off faster than Elon Musk's latest space venture!Cock Rockets oral sex candy comes in six exciting flavors, grape, strawberry, watermelon, and new flavors fruit punch, green apple, and orange. One case includes 48 individual packs. Upgrade your BJ game today with Cock Rockets and watch your partner's eyes roll back faster than a SpaceX rocket re-entry.
An explosive way to add some sizzle to your oral sex repertoire. Fun, flirty and flavorful each packet will excite the senses! Cock Rockets oral sex candy come in three exciting flavors, grape, strawberry and watermelon! Upgrade your BJ today with Cock Rockets Oral Sex candy!
Prepare for liftoff with Cock Rockets Oral Candy the tongue-tingling treat that'll make your bedroom adventures blast off faster than Elon Musk's latest space venture!Cock Rockets oral sex candy comes in six exciting flavors, grape, strawberry, watermelon, and new flavors fruit punch, green apple, and orange. One case includes 48 individual packs. Upgrade your BJ game today with Cock Rockets and watch your partner's eyes roll back faster than a SpaceX rocket re-entry.
Cock Rockets Oral Sex Candy brings fun, tasty and playful elements to any romantic rendezvous. With three delicious flavors to choose from - Grape, Watermelon and Strawberry - there's always a tasty reason to indulge in a partner and enjoy the crackling, explosive, tantalizing experience of Cock Rockets Oral Sex Candy.
Prepare for liftoff with Cock Rockets Oral Candy the tongue-tingling treat that'll make your bedroom adventures blast off faster than Elon Musk's latest space venture!Cock Rockets oral sex candy comes in six exciting flavors, grape, strawberry, watermelon, and new flavors fruit punch, green apple, and orange. One case includes 48 individual packs. Upgrade your BJ game today with Cock Rockets and watch your partner's eyes roll back faster than a SpaceX rocket re-entry.
A hilarious activity book featuring word-searches, spot-the-differences and much more puzzling pleasure, all centered around one thing: the cock!Discover cock-the-differences, cock-tastic coloring and all kinds of phallic fun with this rude activity book for adults.Put down your phone, tablet or newspaper and pick up Cock-a-doodle, an activity book with a devilish difference. This ever-so-slightly naughty puzzle book includes a raft of rude activities, and what's more, there's a hidden cock to be found nestled within each spread.Hone your puzzling skills by completing a range of intricately detailed activities to intrigue, confound and entertain, including: Cock-based coloring Creative cut-outs Dick-themed doodle...
Suck on favorite cocktail-flavors with these fun, individually wrapped cock-shaped suckers. Each sucker is a different flavor including: Pia Colada, Moscow Mule, Cosmopolitan, Mimosa, Blue Hawaiian, and Mojito.***High temperatures create a higher probability of melting in shipment during the months of June-September.sinplaypen strongly recommends ordering this product from October-May ONLY.If this item is ordered during the high-temperature months, sinplaypen assumes no responsibility if it melts in transit and will not accept returns or issue credits on this item or on any products that were purchased with this product that it may have melted on and damaged.
Cocktail Suckers are the perfect addition to bachelorette parties, adult gatherings, or even a naughty night in. Surprise your partner with a playful treat, or share the fun with your closest friends. These lollipops will surely spark conversations, laughter, and even mischief.These 3.5-inch lollies come in a delightful array of cocktail-inspired flavors that'll have you craving more. From the tart sour apple to the luscious cherry, and let's not forget the lip-smacking blue raspberry and strawberry it's like a party in your mouth, but with a naughty twist!
Cocktail Suckers are the perfect addition to bachelorette parties, adult gatherings, or even a naughty night in. Surprise your partner with a playful treat, or share the fun with your closest friends. These lollipops will surely spark conversations, laughter, and even mischief.These 3.5-inch lollies come in a delightful array of cocktail-inspired flavors that'll have you craving more. From the tart sour apple to the luscious cherry, and let's not forget the lip-smacking blue raspberry and strawberry it's like a party in your mouth, but with a naughty twist!
Cocktail Suckers are the perfect addition to bachelorette parties, adult gatherings, or even a naughty night in. Surprise your partner with a playful treat, or share the fun with your closest friends. These lollipops will surely spark conversations, laughter, and even mischief.These 3.5-inch lollies come in a delightful array of cocktail-inspired flavors that'll have you craving more. From the tart sour apple to the luscious cherry, and let's not forget the lip-smacking blue raspberry and strawberry it's like a party in your mouth, but with a naughty twist!
Cocktail Suckers are the perfect addition to bachelorette parties, adult gatherings, or even a naughty night in. Surprise your partner with a playful treat, or share the fun with your closest friends. These lollipops will surely spark conversations, laughter, and even mischief.These 3.5-inch lollies come in a delightful array of cocktail-inspired flavors that'll have you craving more. From the tart sour apple to the luscious cherry, and let's not forget the lip-smacking blue raspberry and strawberry it's like a party in your mouth, but with a naughty twist!
What is shaped like a penis and tastes like your favorite Tutti-Fruitti drink? Cocktails of course! Once again, our favorite naughty candy makers, Candyprints, have created a delicious addition for any girls night...or boys night out! Perfect for bachelorette parties, birthday parties, cake decorations, drink stirs, or even as just a yummy lollypop. These super affordable goodies are guaranteed to be a hit! CHEERS!***High temperatures create a higher probability of melting in shipment during the months of June-September.sinplaypen strongly recommends ordering this product from October-May ONLY.If this item is ordered during the high-temperature months, sinplaypen assumes no responsibility if it...
What is shaped like a penis and tastes like your favorite frou-frou drink? Cocktails of course! Once again, our favorite naughty candy makers, Candyprints, have created a delicious addition for any girls night...or boys night out! Perfect for bachelorette parties, birthday parties, cake decorations, drink stirs, or even as just a yummy lollypop. These super affordable goodies are guaranteed to be a hit! CHEERS!***High temperatures create a higher probability of melting in shipment during the months of June-September.sinplaypen strongly recommends ordering this product from October-May ONLY.If this item is ordered during the high-temperature months, sinplaypen assumes no responsibility if it...
Coconu Oil Based is a long lasting, oil based lubricant designed to protect and moisturize dry or sensitive tissues. The formula works to automatically stimulate your bodys natural lubrication for an arousing, deeply satisfying sexual experience for you and your partner.
Coconu Water Based is a 100% natural, vegan, and cruelty-free water based formula. Designed to last as long as you do, the coconut water based lubricant has a strong, silky, sensuous feel that will moisturize sensitive areas while providing an extremely lifelike lubrication during the most intimate moments.
Introducing the most beautiful silicone known to toys, Collage, with eye-popping designs tattooed right onto the silicone. Soft and silky and just the right size, theyre colorful, whimsical, elegant and stunning. Catch The Bouquet is a simply exquisite collage of chrysanthemums in lovely purples, golds and sage. Perfect for the lady of the garden, or of the elegant floral-wallpapered study.Each Collage features an ultra-grip suction cup for hands-free use or fun harness-play. Each quickly warms to your touch, are non-porous and easy to clean with gentle soap and warm water. Catch The Bouquet has gracefully curved, resolving to a round...
Introducing the most beautiful silicone known to toys, Collage, with eye-popping designs tattooed right onto the silicone. Soft and silky and just the right size, theyre colorful, whimsical, elegant and stunning. Cupcakes and Unicorns is perfect for the younger set, with its scatter-print of rainbows, ice-cream cones, kitties, and yes, unicorns and rainbows. Each Collage features an ultra-grip suction cup for hands-free use or fun harness-play. Each quickly warms to your touch, are non-porous and easy to clean with gentle soap and warm water. Cupcakes and Unicorns has graceful curves for added sensory pleasure, and a tip that points inward,...
