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Introducing the I Will Not Drink All The Wine kitchen towel! This 100% flour sack cotton towel is hemmed on all four sides and features a Hang Tight Towel Loop for easy hanging. It's absorbent and pre-washed for your convenience and screen-printed with AZO-free ink. Best of all, it's adorned with an all-over handwritten "I will not drink all the wine" pattern that's guaranteed to make you smile. So go ahead and indulge in your favorite bottle of vino - this towel will make sure you don't drink it all! 100% High-Quality Flour Sack Cotton Hemmed on all four sides...

Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel features a pun-intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! 100% Flour Sack Cotton 26"x 26", when fully exposed Hang Tight Towel Technology printed with AZO-free ink All towels are pre-washed, and lint free! Design reads: Live Nude Dancing Tomorrow

Twisted Wares Terry Cloth Hang Tight Kitchen/Bath Hand Towel Made with 100% Cotton Super Absorbent and Screen-printed with Water Based Inks 17 x 27 Perfect size for Bath, Bar or Kitchen.

9" square, made with durable 100% cotton canvas and thick batting interior for superior heat resistance. Pocket design provides a secure grip. Has a loop for hanging and is machine washable. Perfect for gifting.

A boutique cocktail napkin from Twisted Wares with a bold, humorous message is a unique product and conversation piece for your party. Napkins are a necessity for the next bachelorette party, bachelor party, cocktail party, happy hour, glamping trip, 21st birthday, 30th birthday, 40th birthday, 50th birthday or 60th birthday bash so make them fun! A Twisted Wares napkin is a great present, gift basket addition and stocking stuffer for family and friends for all occasions including birthday, hostess gift, housewarming, pot luck, bridal shower, bachelorette party, divorce party, Mothers Day and Christmas. All of the napkins come in a...

Twisted Wares "Spooning leads to Forking" Hang Tight towel. Hang them over anything you want to secure them to and secure through loop. They HANG TIGHT! You not only have a towel that stays in place, but one that looks amazing in your home. Dont want to secure it, but just hang it on a hook? Sure, the loop works on anything! Perfect for the Kitchen, Bathroom, Laundry Room, or anywhere you may need a towel handy. The options are endless. Use as you would any towel but if you want it to stay where you put it, it will....

A boutique cocktail napkin from Twisted Wares with a bold, humorous message is a unique product and conversation piece for your party. Napkins are a necessity for the next bachelorette party, bachelor party, cocktail party, happy hour, glamping trip, 21st birthday, 30th birthday, 40th birthday, 50th birthday or 60th birthday bash so make them fun! A Twisted Wares napkin is a great present, gift basket addition and stocking stuffer for family and friends for all occasions including birthday, hostess gift, housewarming, pot luck, bridal shower, bachelorette party, divorce party, Mothers Day and Christmas. All of the napkins come in a...

9" square, made with durable 100% cotton canvas and thick batting interior for superior heat resistance. Pocket design provides a secure grip. Has a loop for hanging and is machine washable. Perfect for gifting.

A boutique cocktail napkin from Twisted Wares with a bold, humorous message is a unique product and conversation piece for your party.  Napkins are a necessity for your next bachelorette party, bachelor party, cocktail party, happy hour, glamping trip, 21st birthday, 30th birthday, 40th birthday, 50th birthday or 60th birthday bash so make them fun! A Twisted Wares napkin is a great present, gift basket addition and stocking stuffer for family and friends for all occasions including birthday, hostess gift, housewarming, pot luck, bridal shower, bachelorette party, divorce party, Mothers Day and Christmas. All of our napkins come in a...

These cocktail napkins are ideal for wiping messes, beverages, hors doeuvres, appetizers, or other food items! Don't you dare wipe your ass with these. They're the perfect +1 for that dumb party you have to go to! These funny and snarky paper napkins make the perfect conversation starter or a favorite housewarming gift for your hostess! 3-ply 20 per pack

Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This Hang Tight Towel by Twisted Wares features their inspiring "You Are Fucking Loved" design. The flour sack cotton makes this towel perfect for drying dishes, baking bread, snapping butts, or for simply securely hanging on the oven handle to show off the art-itude. Made with 100% Flour Sack cotton, printed with AZO-free ink and comes pre-washed and lint free, this 26" x 26" (when fully open) flour towel is a great addition to a home, or given as a fun, creative gift to anyone with a great sense of...

Twisted Wares "You Can't Say Happiness Without Saying Penis" Hang Tight towel / Kitchen towel.. Hang them over anything you want to secure them to and secure through loop. They HANG TIGHT! You not only have a towel that stays in place, but one that looks amazing in your home. Dont want to secure it, but just hang it on a hook? Sure, the loop works on anything! Perfect for the Kitchen, Bathroom, Laundry Room, or anywhere you may need a towel handy. The options are endless. Use as you would any towel but if you want it to stay...

Looking for a fun and unique way to protect your hands from oven heat and make your friends and family laugh? Then you're going to love this "You're A Doll" Oven Mitt! Made of 100% cotton canvas, this fun and festive oven mitt features a blowup doll-inspired design with thick batting interior for heat resistance. The handy loop makes it easy to hang, and it's generously sized at approx. 7.5" x 12". So, whether you're looking for a great gift idea or simply want to add some personality to your own kitchen, the "You're A Doll" Oven Mitt is the...

Yes, we went there.!  Enjoy fast paced pong fun where two players compete directly with each other to sink their balls into the cup more times than the other player. Two players can play this drinking game, or more can play as a tournament style game.Includes: 2 Pink Ping-Pong Balls, 2 Purple Ping-Pong Balls, 1 Cup

Back on the Ropes is a photo-illustrated, step-by-step bondage manual that demonstrates 61 ties... and how to put them into action. In total, that's more than 70 techniques, including twenty-four more ties than Two Knotty Boys' first book, Showing You the Ropes. Back on the Ropes uses clear, concise captions written by JD and Dan (Two Knotty Boys) and nearly a thousand beautiful, full-color photographs shot by world-renown fetish photographer, Ken Marcus. It features beginning, intermediate and advanced knots, clever tricks, decorative applications, ties for extra exposure, harnesses and more. It even repeats core ties from Showing You the Ropes...

This entertaining, photo-illustrated book teaches 37 step-by-step fun and easy techniques for tying sensual and beautiful rope bondage. It's designed for fun, easy, hands-on practice with more than 750 photographs and explanatory captions for those wishing to explore the art of rope bondage.

All aspects of anal eroticism and health for men who want to learn how to enjoy anal sex in a healthy, responsible way are covered in this insightful book. Helpful suggestions for building trust and talking with a partner, tips on safety and hygiene are also covered as well as a complete resource guide including videos, books, and websites.

Finally, a complete step-by-step guide to fellatio for everyone! This useful book helps break down the essential elements of the perfect encounter with clear illustrations, helpful hints on preparation, building trust and talking about desires, and tricks, plus a complete guide to helpful resources.

Masturbation is a many-splendored thing, but even here, all of us can get into a comfortable rut. Take what can be really good to really great with Jenny Block's guide to getting in on with yourself. Whether you are happily coupled, on your own, poly, or demonstrating your solo skills for your lover(s), Block has the very best advice on how to pleasure yourself masterfully and share the love. Replete with thorough research, Block's book covers the science of sex, wild and wonderful ideas for upping the masturbation ante, and lots of suggestions for how to incorporate toys. There are...

For silky smooth skin with no nicks, cuts, or razor bumps, the Ultimate Personal Shaver by Swan is here. Use the Main Trimmer to easily shave away and trim down hair in the bikini zone, the Precision Trimmer for smaller and more accurate detailed trimming, the Finishing Head for close shaves, and the Stencil Trimmer for fun, flirty designs using the included Shaving Stencils.

The perfectly naughty dice game for lovers! Just a roll away from sexual fulfillment! Leave sex-play up to fate with one roll of the dice!  With Ultimate Roll Bedroom Dice, players can discover new and exciting ways to turn their home into the ultimate sexual playground. To play, decide who rolls first, then roll all four dice together. Read the directions that correspond with the roll from light to dark. There are no losers, so roll the dice and act it out! 

Strip away the clothing and let fate take over with a roll of a dice.  With Ultimate Roll Naked & Naughty Dice, discover new and exciting ways to heat up the passion in ones sex life.

Unlimited Game Possibilities!Leave oral sex-play up to fate with one roll of the dice! With Ultimate RollOral Sex Dice, couples will turn oral sex play into a new sexual experience. HOW TO PLAYDecide who rolls first, roll all four dice together. Read the directions that correspondwith the roll from light to dark. There are no losers, roll the dice and actit out!NOTE:In order to take full advantage of the activities, make sure to first planahead by having the items on hand such as ice cubes, toys a feather, ediblelubes, honey, massage oils, etc.

Partake in a plethora of pleasure with the special edition Jackalope Attachment, compatible with the Unicorn and Cowgirl Premium Sex Machines. Get hopped up with double textured bulbous tips for putting pleasurable pressure on the prostate and perianal areas or G-spot and clitoris while the raised, studded texture provides perianal or external vaginal stimulation. The tip textures are bumpy for hitting all the right pleasure points, yet smooth enough for comfortable insertion. 

Gallop into ecstasy with the Magic Hide Attachment, compatible with the Unicorn and Cowgirl Premium Sex Machines. Perfect for non-penetrative stimulation, this raised attachment provides external stimulation to rock the prostate or clitoris with powerful vibrations of mythical proportion.

Ride the rapids down the Mystical Waterfall Attachment, compatible with the Unicorn and Cowgirl Premium Sex Machines. Rock on the full contact cascade with an external rumbling sensation sure to quake the vulva and clitoris or the prostate and perianal area for a white-water explosion. Textured for pure pleasure humping and grinding, this ride gives full contact stimulation for all bodies.

The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine has all the fan favorite features of the Original Cowgirl: 1200 RPM of ultra powerful vibrations, 360 swivel rotation, a slip-resistant silicone base, and made entirely of premium vegan leather. BUT this 5 piece set includes even more.Featuring a corded LED remote, detachable rainbow tail flogger, and an ethereal skies floor mat to help contain all the powerful vibrations from this supercharged sex machine. Plus, with 400 lbs. of weight capacity, The Unicorn is the perfect adventure partner for solo or couples' rides. This Special Edition Premium Sex Machine features a horn-y twist on two...

Trot into tantalization with the Two-Nicorn Attachment, compatible with the Unicorn and Cowgirl Premium Sex Machines. Cast a magical double penetration spell by simultaneously penetrating the vagina and anus or by stretching the sphincter with this devious twosome. Both horns are perfectly positioned for internal massage while the raised, studded texture provides perianal or external vaginal stimulation. This special horn textures are bumpy for hitting all the internal pleasure points, yet smooth for comfortable insertion. 

Take a magical twirl into euphoria on the Uni Horn Attachment, compatible with the Unicorn and Cowgirl Premium Sex Machines. The angled head targets the prostate or G-spot for an epic, orgasmic internal massage while the raised, studded texture provides perianal or external vaginal stimulation. This special horn texture is bumpy for hitting all the internal pleasure points, yet smooth for comfortable insertion. 

Thanks to its thick, rounded tongue and perfectly engineered mouth, Bean Blossom has been designed with spellbinding pleasure in mind. With its super soft coat and flirtatious flicks of passion, this magical unicorn vibe is sure to get your pulse rising and make your fantasies a reality. Super powerful 20 mix n match pleasure settings Water resistant Super soft body safe silicone Deluxe dual motor