Classy as Fuck CocktailsClassy as Fuck Cocktails is a cocktail book that celebrates the fine arts of drinking and swearing.Feeling classy as fuck? Have a Bellini. Life kicking your ass? Try a Corpse Reviver. Expecting company? Batch that shit! Includes more than 60 recipes ranging from the fucking classics to fancy-ass twists Features dozens of variations including low and non-alcohol options Covers the basics on glassware, hardware, spirits, and methods This cocktail collection is a fucking must for beginners and experienced mixologists alike. Complete with a gold foil-stamped cover, gilded page edges, metallic ink, and sassy calligraphy throughout, Classy as...
CleanStream Enema Bulb BlueThe CleanStream Enema Bulb is a great option to those looking for a quick and easy fix. Simply add fluid to the bulb, screw the nozzle tight and secure the seal. This Enema Bulb is perfect for travel and cleanup is a cinch. Designed for quick cleaning without the need for time-consuming set-up.Measurements: Bulb is approx. 4.25 inches long and 9.5 inches in circumference; Nozzle is 2.5 inches in insertable lengthMaterial: Rubber and ABS Plastic*Note: Holds 8 oz. of liquid
Clit Is Lit Naughty KardA fun way to say you are the shit!Blank on Inside.The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards' NaughtyKards Collection is all things fun and sexy. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.SpecificationsItem Height: 6.00 inItem Width: 4.00 in
Clitoral Truth, 2nd EditionThe Clitoral Truth goes beyond all other sexuality self-help guides by providing a surprising inside look at womens genital anatomy, and revealing that what is almost universally thought of as a sensitive pea-sized nubbin is, in reality, a powerful, responsive organ system. The Clitoral Truth reveals every aspect of this multifaceted organ and how the parts work together to produce pleasure and orgasm. This frank, frisky, user-friendly guide also delves into the controversy over female ejaculation and explores why so few women have discovered their potential to experience multiple orgasms. It also reports on why so many...
Cock Rockets Oral Sex Candy Display 36pcCock Rockets Oral Sex Candy brings fun, tasty and playful elements to any romantic rendezvous. With three delicious flavors to choose from - Grape, Watermelon and Strawberry - there's always a tasty reason to indulge in a partner and enjoy the crackling, explosive, tantalizing experience of Cock Rockets Oral Sex Candy.
A hilarious activity book featuring word-searches, spot-the-differences and much more puzzling pleasure, all centered around one thing: the cock!Discover cock-the-differences, cock-tastic coloring and all kinds of phallic fun with this rude activity book for adults.Put down your phone, tablet or newspaper and pick up Cock-a-doodle, an activity book with a devilish difference. This ever-so-slightly naughty puzzle book includes a raft of rude activities, and what's more, there's a hidden cock to be found nestled within each spread.Hone your puzzling skills by completing a range of intricately detailed activities to intrigue, confound and entertain, including: Cock-based coloring Creative cut-outs Dick-themed doodle...
Cocks of P-Town Coloring BookFull of landmarked naughtiness all over Provincetown such as Provincetown Library, Mussel Beach, Herring Cove, and The Anchor Inn, color in the veritable assortment of The Cocks of P-Town.Provincetown (P-Town) is a quaint village located at the very tip of Cape Cod, Massachusetts. Originally a fishing village, it was established as one of the first artist colonies in the states and quickly blossomed into the mecca of LGBTQ culture in America. Toys of Eros is a sex positive, queer-oriented store that is proud to publish the works of Dan Trotter. Dan Trotter is a year-round resident...
Cocktail Cock Suckers 6pkSuck on favorite cocktail-flavors with these fun, individually wrapped cock-shaped suckers. Each sucker is a different flavor including: Pia Colada, Moscow Mule, Cosmopolitan, Mimosa, Blue Hawaiian, and Mojito.***High temperatures create a higher probability of melting in shipment during the months of June-September.Sin PlayPen strongly recommends ordering this product from October-May ONLY.If this item is ordered during the high-temperature months, Sin PlayPen assumes no responsibility if it melts in transit and will not accept returns or issue credits on this item or on any products that were purchased with this product that it may have melted on and...
Cocktails Flavored Sucker - Horny UnicornWhat is shaped like a penis and tastes like your favorite Tutti-Fruitti drink? Cocktails of course! Once again, our favorite naughty candy makers, Candyprints, have created a delicious addition for any girls night...or boys night out! Perfect for bachelorette parties, birthday parties, cake decorations, drink stirs, or even as just a yummy lollypop. These super affordable goodies are guaranteed to be a hit! CHEERS!***High temperatures create a higher probability of melting in shipment during the months of June-September.Sin PlayPen strongly recommends ordering this product from October-May ONLY.If this item is ordered during the high-temperature months,...
Cocktails Flavored Sucker - MojitoWhat is shaped like a penis and tastes like your favorite frou-frou drink? Cocktails of course! Once again, our favorite naughty candy makers, Candyprints, have created a delicious addition for any girls night...or boys night out! Perfect for bachelorette parties, birthday parties, cake decorations, drink stirs, or even as just a yummy lollypop. These super affordable goodies are guaranteed to be a hit! CHEERS!***High temperatures create a higher probability of melting in shipment during the months of June-September.Sin PlayPen strongly recommends ordering this product from October-May ONLY.If this item is ordered during the high-temperature months, Sin...
Cocktails Flavored Sucker - Strawberry DaiquiriWhat is shaped like a penis and tastes like your favorite frou-frou drink? Cocktails of course! Once again, our favorite naughty candy makers, Candyprints, have created a delicious addition for any girls night...or boys night out! Perfect for bachelorette parties, birthday parties, cake decorations, drink stirs, or even as just a yummy lollypop, these super affordable goodies are guaranteed to be a hit!***High temperatures create a higher probability of melting in shipment during the months of June-September.Sin PlayPen strongly recommends ordering this product from October-May ONLY.If this item is ordered during the high-temperature months, Sin...
Coconu Oil-Based Organic Lubricant 3ozCoconu Oil Based is a long lasting, oil based lubricant designed to protect and moisturize dry or sensitive tissues. The formula works to automatically stimulate your bodys natural lubrication for an arousing, deeply satisfying sexual experience for you and your partner.SpecificationsItem Weight: 3.4oz lbItem Height: 5.685 inItem Depth: 1.75 inItem Width: 1.75 in
Coconu Water-Based Organic Lubricant 3ozCoconu Water Based is a 100% natural, vegan, and cruelty-free water based formula. Designed to last as long as you do, the coconut water based lubricant has a strong, silky, sensuous feel that will moisturize sensitive areas while providing an extremely lifelike lubrication during the most intimate moments.SpecificationsItem Weight: 3.4oz lbItem Height: 5.685 inItem Depth: 1.75 inItem Width: 1.75 in
Collage - Catch the Bouquet G-Spot DilIntroducing the most beautiful silicone known to toys, Collage, with eye-popping designs tattooed right onto the silicone. Soft and silky and just the right size, theyre colorful, whimsical, elegant and stunning. Catch The Bouquet is a simply exquisite collage of chrysanthemums in lovely purples, golds and sage. Perfect for the lady of the garden, or of the elegant floral-wallpapered study.Each Collage features an ultra-grip suction cup for hands-free use or fun harness-play. Each quickly warms to your touch, are non-porous and easy to clean with gentle soap and warm water. Catch The Bouquet has...
Collage - Cupcakes and Unicorns Curvy DilIntroducing the most beautiful silicone known to toys, Collage, with eye-popping designs tattooed right onto the silicone. Soft and silky and just the right size, theyre colorful, whimsical, elegant and stunning. Cupcakes and Unicorns is perfect for the younger set, with its scatter-print of rainbows, ice-cream cones, kitties, and yes, unicorns and rainbows. Each Collage features an ultra-grip suction cup for hands-free use or fun harness-play. Each quickly warms to your touch, are non-porous and easy to clean with gentle soap and warm water. Cupcakes and Unicorns has graceful curves for added sensory pleasure,...
Collage - Diamonds and Hearts Curvy DilIntroducing the most beautiful silicone known to toys, Collage, with eye-popping designs tattooed right onto the silicone. Soft and silky and just the right size, theyre colorful, whimsical, elegant and stunning. Diamonds and Hearts Curvy is totally on trend with with the graffiti youth culture. It's perfect for "skater chicks" with it's scatter-print of hearts and diamonds, surrounded by bold neon yellow, greens and blues, and fashionable "dripping" paint. Each Collage features an ultra-grip suction cup for hands-free use or fun harness-play. Each quickly warms to your touch, are non-porous and easy to clean...
Collage - Goth Girl Twisted DilIntroducing the most beautiful silicone known to toys, Collage, with eye-popping designs tattooed right onto the silicone. Soft and silky and just the right size, theyre colorful, whimsical, elegant and stunning. Goth Girl is perfect for edgy, black-nail-polish crowd, with it's scatter-print of sculls, crossbones, black clouds and bold red/black color scheme. Each Collage features an ultra-grip suction cup for hands-free use or fun harness-play. Each quickly warms to your touch, are non-porous and easy to clean with gentle soap and warm water. Goth Girl has sensuous spiraling curves for added pleasure, and a slightly...
Collage - Remember Paris G-Spot Dil Introducing the most beautiful silicone known to toys, Collage, with eye-popping designs tattooed right onto the silicone. Soft and silky and just the right size, theyre colorful, whimsical, elegant and stunning. Remember Paris is perfectly sublime and ever-so European. with it's scatter-print of "bonjours" Eiffel Towers, kissable lips, and beautiful calligraphy, all in a beautifully royal gold, red and white mix Each Collage features an ultra-grip suction cup for hands-free use or fun harness-play. Each quickly warms to your touch, are non-porous and easy to clean with gentle soap and warm water. Remember Paris...
Color Me F*cking Calm Coloring BookThis assortment of playful illustrations and foulmouthed swears and sayings make for a hilarious, calming activity for those times when colorers just dont give a f*ck.SpecificationsItem Height: 10 inItem Depth: .375 inItem Width: 8.5 in
Color My Boobs Activity BookThis naughty little gift book is filld with every kind of mammary gland a lover of breasts could hope for: big, bigger, even BIGGER, melons, torpedoes and so much more. These line drawings will fulfill any breast fantasy.SpecificationsItem Weight: 1oz lbItem Height: 8.5 inItem Depth: .2 inItem Width: 11 in
Coloring for Grown-Ups Activity BookWith three million YouTube hits and worldwide cult status, authors Ryan Hunter and Taige Jensen put their prolific creative talents to work in Coloring for Grown-Ups. The artwork offers an ironic look at the stereotypes, habits, and challenges of modern adulthood. Darkly humorous--and fun for any occasionColoring for Grown-Ups is the perfect stocking stuffer for reluctant adults of any age.SpecificationsItem Height: 10.875 inItem Depth: .25 inItem Width: 8.5 in
Com by Dame - PeriwinkleCom by Dame is a body-friendly take on the classic wand shape, upgraded for comfort. Great as a first wand or for more experienced players craving intense external clitoral stimulation, Com's curved handle makes it easy to hold while it works its magic.Com features the strongest motor Dame has to offer, giving a deep, satisfying rumble that can be adjusted to the perfect pattern and speed. The flexible neck contours to curves and les users rest their arms to hold Com at the perfect angle. It's a charmed choice for vibe newbies and people of all...
Com by Dame - QuartzCom by Dame is a body-friendly take on the classic wand shape, upgraded for comfort. Great as a first wand or for more experienced players craving intense external clitoral stimulation, Com's curved handle makes it easy to hold while it works its magic.Com features the strongest motor Dame has to offer, giving a deep, satisfying rumble that can be adjusted to the perfect pattern and speed. The flexible neck contours to curves and les users rest their arms to hold Com at the perfect angle. It's a charmed choice for vibe newbies and people of all...
Come As You AreAn essential exploration of why and how womens sexuality worksbased on groundbreaking research and brain sciencethat will radically transform your sex life into one filled with confidence and joy.Researchers have spent the last decade trying to develop a pink pill for women to function like Viagra does for men. So where is it? Well, for reasons this book makes crystal clear, that pill will never existbut as a result of the research thats gone into it, scientists in the last few years have learned more about how womens sexuality works than we ever thought possible, and Come...
Come As You Are WorkbookA new, practical workbook from the New York Times bestselling author of Come As You Are that allows you to apply the books groundbreaking research and understanding of why and how womens sexuality works to everyday life.In the twentieth century, womens sexuality was seen as Mens Sexuality Lite: basically the same, but not quite as good. From genital response to sexual desire to orgasm, we just couldnt understand that complicated, inconsistent, crazy-making lady business.That is, until Dr. Emily Nagoski changed the game with her New York Times bestseller, Come As You Are. Using groundbreaking science and...
Come Together: the Science (and Art!) of Creating Lasting Sexual ConnectionsFrom the New York Times bestselling author of Come as You Are and co-author of Burnout comes an illuminating exploration of how to maintain a happy sex life in a long-term relationship.In Come as You Are, Emily Nagoski, PhD, provided science-backed lessons that revolutionized the way we think about womens sexuality. Now, in Come Together, Nagoski takes on a fundamentally misunderstood subject: sex in long-term relationships.Most of us struggle at some point to maintain a sexual connection with our partner/s or spouse. And many of us are given not-very-good advice on what to do about it or advice that...
Companion VibeTake foreplay to a finish with COMPANION by Clandestine Devises. Companion is artfully designed to connect the mind and body for a sensational experience. Either partner can control multiple patterns and intensities of whisper quite vibrations with or without the remote. Velvety wings and stay-put magnet keep the rechargeable Companion panty vibe in place allowing the user to take their fantasies anywhere, even underwater. With its slim, contoured fit, companion molds to all body shapes and sizes with comfort. Pleasure and control become wearable with the covert remote featuring a detachable smart watch band.There is noting like giving a...
Complete A-to-Z for Your VBreaking the mold on women's health guides, The Complete A to Z for Your V tells women of all ages what they need to know about their own unique health as a woman. Whether you are researching a specific issue or just want a go-to reference for yourself, your daughter, your niece, or your partner, this book offers it all in a friendly, illustrated format from an expert in the field of women's health. The book covers every topic the author, a well-respected OB/GYN with over 20 years of experience in practice, has been asked about...
Congrats Champagne One Hitter KardThe kind of card for those who love both kinds of getting "toasted". Includes Metal One-Hitter Pipe.Blank on Inside.The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards are colorful, clever, fun, and unique greeting cards for the cannabis enthusiast and their friends. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.DISCLAIMER: IT IS ILLEGAL TO MAIL ANY PRODUCTS CONTAINING MARIJUANA
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Conquer MeSubmissive women have needs just like anybody else. But how can a woman get her needs met when she's relinquished her power to her dominant partner? At the heart of the book is an emotion the author has dubbed "Conquer Me" - which she defines as "the submissive's internal demand for a show of strength." Going one step further she explains this unique need and how a female submissive goes about getting this need met by her master. With warmth, wisdom and a down-to-earth approach, Conquer Me analyzes the realities of the dominant-submissive lifestyle and suggests ways in which...
