Let's Get High Under the Mistletoe One Hitter KardSend some holiday cheer with this delightfully naughty greeting card.Blank on Inside.The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards are colorful, clever, fun, and unique greeting cards for the cannabis enthusiast and their friends. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.DISCLAIMER: IT IS ILLEGAL TO MAIL ANY PRODUCTS CONTAINING MARIJUANASpecificationsItem Height: 6.00 inItem Width: 4.00 in
Introducing the Cum Queen greeting card, a bold statement piece that combines striking lime green with hot pink text. This card is perfect for those who embrace empowerment and have a bold, confident style.Design Details:
Front Message: Cum Queen
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25 x 5.5 in.
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap
Make sure your special someone has a night they won't forget with the I See Dick In Your Near Future Halloween Naughty Greeting Card. A play on words you won't mind hearing, this naughty card offers a crystal ball prediction of *getting the D* in the near future. It's the perfect way to make someone smile or blush! Shop now for halloween-inspired adult-rated greeting cards.Design Details:
Front Message: I See Dick In Your Near Future
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25 x 5.5 in.
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap
Claim your territory with a dash of humor using our I Licked It So Now It's Mine card! Perfect for the playful soul who loves a bit of fun, this card features a charming heart-shaped lollipop design that's sure to evoke laughter and a knowing nod. It's an adorable way to stake your claim on your partner's heart or to assert dibs on that last piece of pizza. Share this card to add a sprinkle of joy and a touch of possessive playfulness to any occasion.Design Details: Front Message: I Licked It So Now It's Mine Inside Message: (Blank Inside) Size: 4.25...
Ready to get naughty? Need a cheeky little gift to make your breast friends roar with laughter? Our Breast Friend Naughty Greeting Card is perfect! Celebrate your friendship with a clever twist on the classic best friends for life line. With our card, even when one friend is bigger than the other, it's still always fun to hang!Design Details:
Front Message: You're My Breast Friend
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25 x 5.5 in.
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap
Unveil the secret to a blissful connection with our Weed Before Sex is a Love Language greeting card! This card speaks volumes to those who appreciate the finer nuances of love and relaxation. With its bold green lettering and a dash of whimsy, it's a wink and a nod to the joy of shared experiences. Whether it's a special occasion or a spontaneous gesture, this card is the perfect way to say, I get you, in a language that resonates with the heart and soul.Design Details: Front Message: Weed Before Sex is a Love Language Inside Message: (Blank Inside) Size: 4.25 x 5.5 in....
Indulge in playful provocation with our Smoke Me Greeting Card. Designed for the daring, this card features risqu hearts against a striking black background, making it a standout choice for those with a sense of humor.Each card is crafted with a quality finish that adds to the tactile experience, ensuring it feels as good in hand as it looks on display. This card is perfect to spark a bit of fun in their romantic gestures or to celebrate special occasions with a wink.Design Details: Front Message: Smoke Me; Grind on Me; Fuck Me; Lick Me Inside Message: (Blank Inside) Size: 4.25 x...
Love is in the air, and we're bringing it back in style with our LOVE Retro Greeting Card. If you're looking for a groovy way to express your affection, this card is your time machine to the era of bell bottoms, lava lamps, and heart-shaped sunglasses.Design Details:
Front Message: LOVE
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25 x 5.5 in.
Includes: Greeting Card, One-Hitter Pipe, Envelope, Plastic Wrap
Get ready to roll out the laughs with our Stoner Bestie greeting card! This isn't just any card; it's a puff of happiness for your bestie who loves the greens. With a cheeky, winking bong and a heart full of giggles, this card is splashed on a joyous pink canvas that screams You're my bud!Whether they're your partner-in-puff or your blaze buddy, this glossy-finished gem will be the cherry on top of their special day. It's more than a card it's a high-five to your friendship that says, We're best buds for life! So why wait? Send some love and light up the room with...
Embrace the mantra of relaxation and enjoyment with our bold and spirited greeting card. The message More Sex Good Weed No Stress Vibe More is not just a statement; it's a lifestyle. This card is perfect for those who live life to the fullest and embrace all of its pleasures. With its vibrant neon lettering against a stark black background, it stands out as a beacon of good times and chill vibes. Whether it's for a partner, a close friend, or someone who shares your philosophy, this card is sure to make a statement and bring a smile.Design Details: Front Message: More...
Elevate your romantic gestures with a blend of elegance and a hint of naughtiness with our You Make Me Cumplete card. Set against a sleek black backdrop, the light blue lettering offers a heartfelt message with a playful twist. It's the ideal choice for an anniversary, Valentine's Day, or any moment you want to express your complete adoration in a fun and intimate way.Design Details:
Front Message: You Make Me Cumplete
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25 x 5.5 in.
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap
Introducing the This Card Might Suck But I Swallow greeting card, a humorous and self-aware option for your customers looking for an ice-breaker or a light-hearted way to acknowledge life's imperfections.The simple and clean design of this card with its bold, black font makes it versatile for various occasions or just a quirky note to a loved one. Made with high-quality card stock to ensure a smooth writing surface and a professional look, this card is sure to be a hit for those who appreciate a bit of dry humor.Design Details: Front Message: This Card Might Suck But I Swallow Inside Message:...
Happy Solar Return! Our Celestial Birthday Greeting Card is a universe of birthday wishes just waiting to be explored. Swirling with suns, moons, and stars on 100% post-consumer waste paper, it's a sustainably stylish way to say Cheers to another trip around the sun! Perfect for the eco-conscious cosmic adventurer who's celebrating another marvelous year on planet Earth.Design Details:
Front Message: Cheers To Another Trip Around The Sun
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25 x 5.5 in.
Includes: Greeting Card, One-Hitter Pipe, Envelope, Plastic Wrap
This playful card, adorned with a whimsical pattern of Doobies and Boobies, brings a lighthearted and cheeky spirit to any occasion. With a fun and carefree design, it's perfect for sharing a laugh and spreading joy among friends. The card's charming illustrations are sure to spark conversation and smiles, making it an ideal choice for those who don't take life too seriously and enjoy a good chuckle.Design Details:
Front Message: (Pattern Design)
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25 x 5.5 in.
Includes: Greeting Card, One-Hitter Pipe, Envelope, Plastic Wrap
Ready for a giggle with your favorite sesh friend? Check out our I'd Hit That greeting card, where humor meets hazy fun! This card comes with a sassy sketched bong, complete with love hearts, all set against a vibrant purple backdrop.Whether it's their birthday or just another day in the haze, this card will surely spark joy and a chuckle. It's a glossy nod to those shared moments that are too good not to celebrate. So go on, give your bestie this playful nudge and watch them light up with laughter!Design Details: Front Message: I'd Hit That Inside Message: (Blank Inside) Size:...
Design Details:
Front Message: Bend Over, It's Your Birthday
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25 x 5.5 in.
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap
Sending the highest of vibes with this print. Grab this card to gift with that new toy you're going to use later and write a sweet (or dirty) message on the inside to prep for the night. This can be used for a Bachelorette Gift thanking all you "vibey" bridesmaids, or given to the bride with a special gift the couple can use. Everyday Cards, Just for the Vibes.Blank on the inside.
A card for your favorite squirter!This Valentine's Day, bring on the wet wet and super soak me! Grab our "Squirt Alert" NaughtyKard for your lover to give her a preview of the night you have ahead. Ladies you know they're a keeper if they make you squirt AND gift you this card.Blank on the inside.
With a humorous expletive embroidered in gold thread on black canvas, a gold zipper, and a playful pattern (the word "shit" over and over again) in the interior, this eye-catching pouch offers a sassy and classy way to keep pens, makeup, and other essential items collected on the go!
Paper Epiphanies believes that being elegant and being edgy are not mutually exclusive, and their brand is a direct reflection of that sentiment. These gorgeous letter-pressed cards can be sold separately or as a group. Made on tree-free paper in the USA.*Envelope colors may vary
Paper Epiphanies believes that being elegant and being edgy are not mutually exclusive, and their brand is a direct reflection of that sentiment. These gorgeous letter-pressed cards can be sold separately or as a group. Made on tree-free paper in the USA.*Envelope colors may vary
Profanity never looked so good! Featuring affectionate expletives in gold foil-stamped calligraphy on black, these eye-catching notecards are a delightful way to express ones true feelingswith humor and style. Card interiors are white for easy writing.
Combining the fine art of calligraphy with the fine art of swearing, this notecard set offers a range of exquisitely appropriate expletives to express how you really feel.
