Hide booze where everyone will look, but won't dare to touch... unless invited. The flask holds 10 oz. of booze and is meant to look like an impressive bulge. Great for hiding booze at events!
Almost a quarter pound of yummy fruit-flavored penis candies. One for every type of dick out there! Share at a wild night out before a wedding, pride or any other adult parties.
A favorite Easter treat, now reimagined for the adult market. These delicious sugary marshmallow candies come in 6 yummy flavors; Strawberry, Orange, Lemon, Apple, Blue Raspberry, and Grape.***High temperatures create a higher probability of melting in shipment during the months of June-September.sinplaypen strongly recommends ordering this product from October-May ONLY.If this item is ordered during the high-temperature months, sinplaypen assumes no responsibility if it melts in transit and will not accept returns or issue credits on this item or on any products that were purchased with this product that it may have melted on and damaged.
The game that celebrates the wild side! Each card holds a sexy action to carry out. The red deck is for when players want to play with their lover, and the black deck is for when playing as an adult party game. Looking for hedonistic hookups? Then play the game with both decks shuffled together!
Perfect for the couple that really wants to get things rolling, but might be a bit on the shy side or have run out of ideas. The purple die instructs on what to do, while the pink die determines how long to carry it out. The roller decides who assumes each position and whether or not to include a toy. This dice game works for any couple so all lovers of lovemaking can enjoy this fun game.
This fun soft enamel lapel pin by Wood Rocket is the perfect accessory. This Queen Paddle pin is black with purple and looks just like a super tiny BDSM paddle. Stick it on a hat, clothes, backpack, bag, purse or give it as a gift.
This fun soft enamel Gandope The Green lapel pin by Wood Rocket is the perfect accessory. Show off your Stony LOTR fandom everywhere (cuz you know that ain't tobacco in Gandalf's pipe)! Stick it on your hat, clothes, backpack, bag or purse -- or give it as a gift.
This funny, sex-positive, orgasm celebration -- Live Laugh Cum soft enamel lapel pin by Wood Rocket is the perfect accessory. This pin is on iridescent rainbow metal and looks fantastic! Stick it on a hat or clothes or backpack or bag or purse it or give it as a gift.
This fun He/Him Pronoun soft enamel lapel pin by Wood Rocket is the perfect accessory to let others know right away what your preferred pronouns are, avoiding potential mistakes leading to dysmorphia or confusion. Stick it on a hat or clothes or backpack or bag or purse it or give it as a gift!
This fun They/Them Pronoun soft enamel lapel pin by Wood Rocket is the perfect accessory to let others know right away what your preferred pronouns are, avoiding potential mistakes leading to dysmorphia or confusion. Stick it on a hat or clothes or backpack or bag or purse it or give it as a gift!
All Bitch Bags are cotton canvas on the outside with a fully vinyl lined (because sometimes things get messy) inner and a gusseted bottom and gold metal zipper enclosure.
These cocktail napkins are ideal for wiping messes, beverages, hors doeuvres, appetizers, or other food items! Don't you dare wipe your ass with these. They're the perfect +1 for that dumb party you have to go to! These funny and snarky paper napkins make the perfect conversation starter or a favorite housewarming gift for your hostess!
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20 per pack
"Hello it's me! My name is Chuck... Chuck the balls. I have over 6000 nerve endings and my nerve endings distribution is almost the same as a vulva."Balldo's Chuck has been made into a delightfully cheeky toy to toss around or use as a fun novelty gift.
From the makers of the original Magnetic Poetry Kit, the Smutty Poet kit contains over 200 magnetized words and word fragments... install them on a fridge, file cabinet, locker door, cookie sheet or any other steel surface, and watch the poetry emerge while arranging in countless fun ways!
Suck a Bag of Dicks candy from Little Genie. Over 100 pieces of bite sized, multi-colored, fruity mini candy penises. Perfect for party favors, piatas, or added fun during a night out with friends!
These paper straws have a beautiful metallic stripe and a glittery penis applique to make beverages just a little more fancy. Great for bachelor(ette) parties or a fun night out. Makes sipping a while lot more fun! Eight straws per package - 2 gold, 2 silver, 2 rose gold, 2 bronze.
These beautiful two inch glitter penis candles just beg to be blown and will make any cake look elegant. This five pack candle set features silver and gold candles and will be a great conversation piece for any celebration. Make a wish and blow... the Glitterati Penis Party Candles today! ***High temperatures create a higher probability of melting in shipment during the months of June-September.sinplaypen strongly recommends ordering this product from October-May ONLY.If this item is ordered during the high-temperature months, sinplaypen assumes no responsibility if it melts in transit and will not accept returns or issue credits on this item...
Colorful metallic penis confetti is perfect to decorate party surfaces or is fun to throw at the party honoree! Confetti colors are gold, silver, rose gold and bronze.
Glitterati Penis Party Balloons are filled with metallic penis confetti (gold, silver, rose gold and bronze). Once these clear balloons are blown up, mini penises will be floating through the air at the next get together! 5 balloons in each package.
These paper cocktail straws have a beautiful metallic stripe and a glittery penis applique to make beverages just a little more fancy. Great for bachelor(ette) parties or a fun night out. Makes sipping a while lot more fun! Eight straws per package - 2 gold, 2 silver, 2 rose gold, 2 bronze.