When life gives you lemons, you can make lemonade, or you can color your way through the pages of Cheer the F*ck Up. Colorers can be reminded that they are the queen of f*cking everything or that they are a boss-ass b*tch. Thanks to tear-away pages, these 30 hand-drawn, mouthy illustrations can be shared in their full colored glory with friends, family and unassuming strangers. Channel disillusionment and a penchant for profanity into creative works of gleefully sarcastic art.
Sometimes we really need to tell everyone to fuck off". Now, say it in color! Relieve some stress with easy and beautiful artthat also happens to feature our favorite profanities. Its time to color in or outside the lines however we damn well please.
The gift that gives twenty times, Vouchers will express affection in refreshingly nonmaterial ways. By presenting a lucky significant other with a Vouchers booklet, they are empowered to request desiresfrom Candlelit Bath to End to Argumenton the schedule of his or her choosing.
This little book contains fill-in-the-blank lines describing some aspect of your affection for your beloved. Just complete each line and voil: a uniquely personal gift for a loved one will read it again and again.
Paper Epiphanies believes that being elegant and being edgy are not mutually exclusive, and their brand is a direct reflection of that sentiment. These gorgeous letter-pressed cards can be sold separately or as a group. Made on tree-free paper in the USA.*Envelope colors may vary
Paper Epiphanies believes that being elegant and being edgy are not mutually exclusive, and their brand is a direct reflection of that sentiment. These gorgeous letter-pressed cards can be sold separately or as a group. Made on tree-free paper in the USA.*Envelope colors may vary
Profanity never looked so good! Featuring affectionate expletives in gold foil-stamped calligraphy on black, these eye-catching notecards are a delightful way to express ones true feelingswith humor and style. Card interiors are white for easy writing.
Take sexy to a whole new level with this kinky version of truth or dare. Featuring 50 sticks printed with a racy truth on one side and a dirty dare on the other, this game is provocative but approachable, offering a fun and easy way to explore kink. Couples will be confessing steamy secrets and exploring undiscovered desires in no time. Let the naughty fun begin!
This assortment of playful illustrations and foulmouthed swears and sayings make for a hilarious, calming activity for those times when colorers just dont give a f*ck.
Add a bit of subversive and irreverent humor to coloring. Beautiful scenes and abstract doodles are combined with irreverent quips like "Shit just got real" that will keep people laughing.
This hilarious collection of profanities and uncouth sayings are paired with amusing illustrations to color and display. Embrace the calming activity of coloring with the therapeutic process of cursing like a sailor. Each hysterical design is printed on sturdy, tear-out pages perfect for framing, gift-giving and home decorating. With more than 60 pages of picturesque profanity, The Swear Word Coloring book will soothe away the stress of the day, uncensored!
People can revitalize their downtown area (if you know what I mean...) with this insouciant little number! This kit is for making saucy wink-wink one-liners. Over 440 words and fragments for literally millions of poetic possibilities.
Adventurous, creative, romantic, or sexywhether navigating the dating scene or happily coupled up, The Naughty and Nice Dates Kit includes 104 exciting new date ideas that are bound to be better than another night of dinner-and-a-movie. Happy dating!
Sensual notes to make sparks fly! 24 redeemable ways to give her what she wants...Perfect to give to her all at once, or share as single surprises! Gorgeously designed and made from sturdy thick paper, these notes can be sealed with the included stickers for a lusciously sensual suggestion.Let's explore that sexy imagination of yours. Hand over this note to reenact your most private fantasy."
Steamy notes to spice things up...24 redeemable ways to be available for a sensuous experience. Perfect to give to him all at once, or share as single surprises! Gorgeously designed and made from sturdy thick paper, these notes can be sealed with the included stickers for a luscious hot suggestion.Redeem this note for a night of pleasure, some well-placed mirrors, and watching ourselves get intimate."
24 notes for redeemable romance! Little love notes to share with a sweetheart...the perfect gift, given all at once or shared as single surprises! Gorgeously designed and made from sturdy thick paper, these notes can be sealed with the included "heart" stickers for a lovingly intimate message.I love spending time with you. Pick a place we've never been before and let's go explore it together, just us two."
This fancy-ass set of ten graphite eraser-topped pencils features inspirational profanity, calligraphic flourishes, and foil stamping. A great way to add a touch of humor and irreverence to everyday writings.
Combining the fine art of calligraphy with the fine art of swearing, this notecard set offers a range of exquisitely appropriate expletives to express how you really feel.
These sweet vibes are hysterical! A small one speed pocket vibe in funny case! What woman can resist? Makes a great stocking stuffer, bachelorette party or novelty gift.
These sweet vibes are hysterical! A small one speed pocket vibe in funny case! What woman can resist? Makes a great stocking stuffer, bachelorette party or novelty gift.
These sweet vibes are hysterical! A small one speed pocket vibe in funny case! What woman can resist? Makes a great stocking stuffer, bachelorette party or novelty gift.
A gifty card deck that features 99 positions PLUS 12 bonus "lust lessons." Each position appears as a color illustration and tantalizing instructions for mastering that move. Turn up the heat! Cosmo's eternally popular bestseller is now available in a great new format: a gifty card deck that features 99 positions PLUS 12 bonus "lust lessons." Each position appears as a color illustration and includes precise and tantalizing instructions for mastering that move. So pick a card, any card-whichever one you get, you're a winner!
Playful and provocative, this collection of 100 sex questions provides a surefire way for lovers to turn up the heat. With a range of thoughtprovoking conversation starters that fall into one of three categories-X, XX, or XXX- these cards allow partners to choose just how intimate they want to get. Simply pick a card and let the titillating talks begin.
Sure to be a best-seller! This game from Cosmo gives couples 365 ideas for turning up the heat in the bedroom, living room, car, on the kitchen counter...well pretty much anywhere. Players take turns pulling tickets, which roll out of the box to reveal a naughty task every night for a year of guaranteed bliss. Also includes a book filled with sexy activities! Are you up for the challenge?
From Sexpert Susie Bright, this beautiful gift box is full of 30 seductive activities or dares each sealed in an envelope ready for the taking. Select an envelope, tear it open, and read the card aloud to discover what comes next. No two lovers will play the cards the same way twice!
Containing an equal share of I.O.U.'s and U.O.ME's, this checkbook is designed to bring balance to the bedroom. Hand your lover an I.O.U. and discover how much fun being in debt can be. Then dish out a U.O.ME and watch how your returns grow. Love is the best investment afterall!
Sliquid's number one formula. The perfect hybrid water-based lube that has the smallest touch of silicone in it to make it last all night, without getting sticky! This formula is glycerin and paraben free and is uniquely blended to enhance the body's own natural lubrication.
After all these years of thinking 69 was our lucky number, the perpetrators of Nerve.com's wildly popular "Position of the Day" have hand-picked 366 of their very best erotic scenarios into one gloriously chunky, deeply inspiring, and hilarious compendium. Yes, that's 366 - one for each day of the year plus a little something special for leap year! Illustrated with anatomically correct drawn figures, the positions run the lusty gamut from plausible to creative to Honey, get my weight belt, this is going to require some heavy lifting! For beginners and the acrobatically challenged, there are accessible suggestions such as...
Couples looking for ways to intensify intimacy with a variety of massage methods can bring sensual spa experiences home with this erotic massage kit. This kit offers 24 ways to seduce a lover with tender and tantalizing massage techniques along with all the tools anyone might need to feel sensual and relaxed.
