This assortment of playful illustrations and foulmouthed swears and sayings make for a hilarious, calming activity for those times when colorers just dont give a f*ck.
Add a bit of subversive and irreverent humor to coloring. Beautiful scenes and abstract doodles are combined with irreverent quips like "Shit just got real" that will keep people laughing.
This hilarious collection of profanities and uncouth sayings are paired with amusing illustrations to color and display. Embrace the calming activity of coloring with the therapeutic process of cursing like a sailor. Each hysterical design is printed on sturdy, tear-out pages perfect for framing, gift-giving and home decorating. With more than 60 pages of picturesque profanity, The Swear Word Coloring book will soothe away the stress of the day, uncensored!
People can revitalize their downtown area (if you know what I mean...) with this insouciant little number! This kit is for making saucy wink-wink one-liners. Over 440 words and fragments for literally millions of poetic possibilities.
Adventurous, creative, romantic, or sexywhether navigating the dating scene or happily coupled up, The Naughty and Nice Dates Kit includes 104 exciting new date ideas that are bound to be better than another night of dinner-and-a-movie. Happy dating!
Sensual notes to make sparks fly! 24 redeemable ways to give her what she wants...Perfect to give to her all at once, or share as single surprises! Gorgeously designed and made from sturdy thick paper, these notes can be sealed with the included stickers for a lusciously sensual suggestion.Let's explore that sexy imagination of yours. Hand over this note to reenact your most private fantasy."
Steamy notes to spice things up...24 redeemable ways to be available for a sensuous experience. Perfect to give to him all at once, or share as single surprises! Gorgeously designed and made from sturdy thick paper, these notes can be sealed with the included stickers for a luscious hot suggestion.Redeem this note for a night of pleasure, some well-placed mirrors, and watching ourselves get intimate."
24 notes for redeemable romance! Little love notes to share with a sweetheart...the perfect gift, given all at once or shared as single surprises! Gorgeously designed and made from sturdy thick paper, these notes can be sealed with the included "heart" stickers for a lovingly intimate message.I love spending time with you. Pick a place we've never been before and let's go explore it together, just us two."
This fancy-ass set of ten graphite eraser-topped pencils features inspirational profanity, calligraphic flourishes, and foil stamping. A great way to add a touch of humor and irreverence to everyday writings.
Combining the fine art of calligraphy with the fine art of swearing, this notecard set offers a range of exquisitely appropriate expletives to express how you really feel.
These sweet vibes are hysterical! A small one speed pocket vibe in funny case! What woman can resist? Makes a great stocking stuffer, bachelorette party or novelty gift.
These sweet vibes are hysterical! A small one speed pocket vibe in funny case! What woman can resist? Makes a great stocking stuffer, bachelorette party or novelty gift.
These sweet vibes are hysterical! A small one speed pocket vibe in funny case! What woman can resist? Makes a great stocking stuffer, bachelorette party or novelty gift.
A gifty card deck that features 99 positions PLUS 12 bonus "lust lessons." Each position appears as a color illustration and tantalizing instructions for mastering that move. Turn up the heat! Cosmo's eternally popular bestseller is now available in a great new format: a gifty card deck that features 99 positions PLUS 12 bonus "lust lessons." Each position appears as a color illustration and includes precise and tantalizing instructions for mastering that move. So pick a card, any card-whichever one you get, you're a winner!
Playful and provocative, this collection of 100 sex questions provides a surefire way for lovers to turn up the heat. With a range of thoughtprovoking conversation starters that fall into one of three categories-X, XX, or XXX- these cards allow partners to choose just how intimate they want to get. Simply pick a card and let the titillating talks begin.
Sure to be a best-seller! This game from Cosmo gives couples 365 ideas for turning up the heat in the bedroom, living room, car, on the kitchen counter...well pretty much anywhere. Players take turns pulling tickets, which roll out of the box to reveal a naughty task every night for a year of guaranteed bliss. Also includes a book filled with sexy activities! Are you up for the challenge?
From Sexpert Susie Bright, this beautiful gift box is full of 30 seductive activities or dares each sealed in an envelope ready for the taking. Select an envelope, tear it open, and read the card aloud to discover what comes next. No two lovers will play the cards the same way twice!
Containing an equal share of I.O.U.'s and U.O.ME's, this checkbook is designed to bring balance to the bedroom. Hand your lover an I.O.U. and discover how much fun being in debt can be. Then dish out a U.O.ME and watch how your returns grow. Love is the best investment afterall!
After all these years of thinking 69 was our lucky number, the perpetrators of Nerve.com's wildly popular "Position of the Day" have hand-picked 366 of their very best erotic scenarios into one gloriously chunky, deeply inspiring, and hilarious compendium. Yes, that's 366 - one for each day of the year plus a little something special for leap year! Illustrated with anatomically correct drawn figures, the positions run the lusty gamut from plausible to creative to Honey, get my weight belt, this is going to require some heavy lifting! For beginners and the acrobatically challenged, there are accessible suggestions such as...
Couples looking for ways to intensify intimacy with a variety of massage methods can bring sensual spa experiences home with this erotic massage kit. This kit offers 24 ways to seduce a lover with tender and tantalizing massage techniques along with all the tools anyone might need to feel sensual and relaxed.
Trail of Roses is the perfect complement for a romantic get-together and to set the mood. Scatter the petals in the bed, on the tub or create a path for someone to find you. Whether at home or away, this gift will transport couples to a place of romantic pleasure.
Each SEXplosion! Bath Bomb dissolves to release 3 sexually suggestive, waterproof cards. There are images of foreplay activities and sex positions on each card and the display contains three bombs of both scents. The Cherry Blossom Bomb has 3 sex positions whereas the Lavender Bomb has 2 foreplay activities and 1 sex position.
The "F" word is powerful and versatile. It's a noun, a verb, an adjective... it can do flipping anything! Maybe that's why it's so popular. Of course, it's also offensive to some people and that's why the Magnetic Poetry "F" Word Kit comes in a plain brown wrapper. But, if you want to write some powerful friggin' poetry or maybe just vent some steam, you'll find the words you need in this kit. It's f*cking amazing!
They say that the mind is the body's biggest erogenous zone and that words are a powerful aphrodisiac. If this is so, get ready to get cooking by the fridge. For a long time, the most popular Magnetic Poetry kit has been the Erotic Kit. Now try this new, more compact version, still full of hot passion. Includes words like throb, pleasure, hard, sex, and desire. This kit contains over 200 themed magnetic word tiles
Because it's too dark to write poetry in the closet. this one is hot, hot, hot sister! Over 240 faaaabulous word magnets. This box contains over 200 magnetized words and word fragments... install them on a fridge, file cabinet, locker door, cookie sheet or any other steel surface, and watch the poetry emerge as you arrange them!
Truth or Dare: A Game of Passion is a collection of 100 game cards in a hinged box with a dice. Every card turned in this game is a chance to abandon inhibitions and explore mutual passions.
More sexy fun from Cosmo, in the same playful and super-successful box format as the magazine's Steamy Sex Games. In a recent issue, Cosmo put a naughty twist on the classic Truth or Dare game, featuring perforated tear-out cards. Readers went wild, and they knew they had a winner. Playing is easy and very, very satisfying. Couples simply take turns picking from a set of 120 cards and choosing a spicy "Truth" or an edgy "Dare". Some examples are: Truth: What is the strangest thing that has ever turned you on? Dare: Lick your lips in the steamiest way possible....
This racy game of Truth or Dare features 100 seductions that will heat up any couple's love life in the bedroom and beyond. The red-hot box comes with 50 sticks to be pulled one at a time, revealing a sexy truth on one side and a dirty dare on the other. The perfect gift for those looking for some naughty action, Sexy Truth or Dare is sure to inspire many passion-filled nights.
100 ways to keep dates interesting! Whenever a couple needs a date night idea, select an idea stick. Read both sides of the stick with a significant other and choose the one to be carried out. Note: Some may wish to display these sticks in a decorative bowl/plate or on a pillow or nightstand.
This little tin contains a lot to say about SIN. Use the 72 little magnets to express the most sinful thoughts anywhere that a magnet can adhere to. Magnetic Poetry is both a creative writing aid and just a really fun and limitless toy. They're not just fridge words, you can write an ode on your commode, an elegy on your doorknob, a haiku on your car hood, or a novelette on your omelet maker.
