Saying "I Do" never felt so good. These kept kittens and cougars are ready to do everything-and everyone-with the hearty blessing, and eager participation, of their very happy husbands. Meet the blushing brides and mischievous matriarchs who will introduce you to marital sex at its hottest, whether in naughty bondage, daring quickies, or rocking three-ways. These female fans of the Penthouse way of life and lust are committed to their relationships-and to the pursuit of the wildest pleasures they can find. Their bedroom door is wide open. Walk right in. And leave every inhibition behind...These paperbacks are some of our...
In this class, you come out on top...or bottom. To eager students of human sexuality in all its wild and amazing forms: Welcome to Penthouse University, the premier center of higher learning in carnal knowledge. It's a place to explore-from making love in the library to steamy oral exams behind closed classroom doors...a place to experiment-with bi-curious coeds in the dorm and nubile sorority sisters at sex toy parties...a place to graduate-to shower room liaisons with the curvy P.E. teacher and thrilling threesomes with the seductive work-study house sitter. Class is about to start. Can you handle the hot and...
Making Love to #1 It can't be wrong when it's not hurting anybody - and it feels so good. Now in delicious detail, happy addicts to the solitary vice reveal how, sexually speaking, they take matters into their own hands, whether as a steamy solo performance or a torrid team effort. Share the guilty pleasure with gals and guys, spies and showoffs, fetishists and toy lovers, mile-highers and auto-eroticism. See why in close encounters of the first kind, nobody does it better or hotter than Penthouse readers. And they're eager to show you how.These paperbacks are some of our very...
The naughtiest hookups, the dirtiest deeds, and the most sinful tell-alls... Letters to Penthouse XXXXIV celebrates hot and steamy sexual encounters that are a notch above triple X. Readers will savor this collection of letters, all handpicked by the Editors of Penthouse.
The secret is out women (and men!) love to submit! Women love kinky sex, some daring to cross the line, often sharing stories with their breathless, less bold sisters. Now, in fifty shades of red-hot Penthouse, you can hear the erotic confessions of ladies who yield to sweet submission, thrill to heady domination, and toy with sublime erotic fetishes. From sex slaves with a penchant for pain to domes and their wicked whips, these adventuresses lay bare their lust, sparing no debaucherous detail. Hear women's wildest exploits in their own sizzling words.
Do good girls do it? Do they ever! Month after month, women who love making love tell how they take every pleasure and shatter every taboo in their very own letter to Penthouse.
Tripping the lust fantastic... Ever mentally undress a nubile co-worker, or intensely desire storybook swashbucklers? Tempted by racy role-playing, or angling for a three-way with that naughty neighbor? Now in this hot collection of erotic letters from Penthouse readers, let your imagination go wild. Have a close encounter with an alien, soar with superheroes, or dare to hook up with a high-class hooker. These sizzling, forbidden trysts may only be flights of fancy...but the pleasures will be oh, so real.
The party starts before the scrubs come off. Burning up with hot love fever? This over-the-counter collection of erotica is the only prescription you need. If you fantasize about the very personal bedside manner of that sexy surgeon, the beautiful patient who's getting drilled in the dentist's chair, or the sweet taste of the nubile candy striper, these masters and mistresses of the healing arts have the RXXX ready. They guarantee to raise your temperature, make sure that swelling never goes down, and keep the physical therapy so intense you'll be feeling it night after delirious night. Let the healing...
Wood Rocket Who Smokes Weed? Coloring BookWho Smokes Weed? Adult Coloring Book is filled with silly/high cartoon characters to color in. Perfect for any weed smoker! Looking for a marijuana-themed adult coloring book as a gift or for a psychedelic coloring party, Who Smokes Weed? is the right coloring book for you. It's funny! It's entertaining! It's by Wood Rocket.
24 high-quality pages
Great for gifts, parties, or "Me Time"
Perfect for crayons, colored pencils, or markers
Printed on 80# stock with glossy cover
Made in Weed Town, USA
Clever and very cute take on the Kama Sutra with illustrations of the positions demonstrated by two adventurous, and very happy, gingerbread cookies! For lovers, for the adventurous, for the curious, for the bakers...especially for the bakers.
A hilariously naughty take on doodling, this game challenges players to draw a d*ck on everyday objects, from a robot to a milkshake! Players simply add enhancements and captions to the emasculated images and then share their masterpieces for a good laugh. With 10 different illustrations repeating plus a sticker sheet of awards, this portable pad guarantees good fun for bachelorette parties and any bawdy get-together. Doodlers can always play with by themselves too!
Each book in this series has a collection of MANY different short erotic stories. The stories can range from just a couple of paragraphs to a few pages and cover multitude of subjects. Appealing to either men or women, these books are great to read as erotica, to discover new ideas for fantasies, or to read to each other on a road trip. There is something for everyone in these compact, easily travelable books. The Chapter Titles in Letters to Penthouse XIV: Three-For-All, Stepping Out, Swinging & Swapping, Serendipity, Pursuit & Capture, Open Season, Someone's Watching, Clusterfucks.
Each book in this series has a collection of MANY different short erotic stories. The stories can range from just a couple of paragraphs to a few pages and cover a multitude of subjects. Appealing to either men or women, these books are great to read like erotica, to discover new ideas for fantasies, or to read to each other on a road trip. There is something for everyone in these compact, easily travelable books. What is it about females together that excites men...and intrigues women? Is it simply because nobody knows a girl like another girl? Now, in dozens...
Sharing never felt so good. Generous people walk this earth. Mean eager to share their women. Women ready to share their bodies...their skills...and their beds. Lucky us. Because thanks to the editors of Penthouse magazine, we can all thrill to the candid, carnal stories from hot couples who live to give.and keep on giving. Sometimes he sets up the scenario. Sometimes she'll bring home a sexy stranger. Call it voyeurism or vicarious thrills or the ultimate fantasy. Whatever you call it, you'll call for more, more, more as you (and perhaps your own partner) breathlessly keep the pages turning and...
The Most Scorching, Forbidden and Erotic Penthouse Sex Ever! Welcome to a milestone in the Penthouse revolution. And "XXX" marks the spot. The thirtieth volume of this bestselling series features special letters handpicked for their extremely sensual, provocative power. You'll cheer a football coach with a secret weapon to motivate his team... his sexy wife. You'll get down with a hunky rock musician who'll perform a dirty duet with his best friend's girl. You'll peek in on a husband eager to boost his wife's self-esteem... with the help of two virile strangers. From wedding halls to frat houses, campgrounds to...
This bounteous bevy of games is 2nd in the My Boobs Series, which includes COLOR MY BOOBS and STICKER MY BOOBS. The perfect party favor for Bachelorette and Bachelor parties, these books also make hilarious gag gifts, and stimulate romantic evenings! Surprisingly tasteful, these witty books offer hours of intimate fun! PLAY WITH MY BOOBS features mazes, matching games, fill-in-the-blanks, word searches, coloring pages and much more, all featuring all-new bodacious, busty beauties.
This naughty little gift book is filld with every kind of mammary gland a lover of breasts could hope for: big, bigger, even BIGGER, melons, torpedoes and so much more. These line drawings will fulfill any breast fantasy.
Mrs. Robinson isn't the only cougar in town. There are plenty of hot mamas and flirty forties just waiting for a stud to make them feel young again. Penthouse readers know these sexy seductresses are experienced and insatiable and that they don't play games...unless they're playing with their boy toys. Now take an erotic journey to the suburbs, where mature MILFs, wanton wives next door, and wicked widows are stalking their young prey. Just because these desperate housewives spend their time in the kitchen, it doesn't mean they don't need someone to eat their pies, too. In these sizzling pages,...
When life gives you lemons, you can make lemonade, or you can color your way through the pages of Cheer the F*ck Up. Colorers can be reminded that they are the queen of f*cking everything or that they are a boss-ass b*tch. Thanks to tear-away pages, these 30 hand-drawn, mouthy illustrations can be shared in their full colored glory with friends, family and unassuming strangers. Channel disillusionment and a penchant for profanity into creative works of gleefully sarcastic art.
A quick, easy, and educational comic book guide that will help change the way we talk about sex and sexuality for all bodies. All different kinds of bods want to connect with other bods, but lots of them get left out of the conversation when it comes to S-E-X. As explained by disabled cartoonist A. Andrews, this easy-to-read guide covers the basics of disability sexuality, common myths about disabled bodies, communication tips, and practical suggestions for having the best sexual experience possible. Whether you yourself are disabled, you love someone who is, or you just want to know more, consider this...
A great starting point for anyone curious about queer and trans life, and helpful for those already on their own journeys!In this quick and easy guide to queer and trans identities, cartoonists Mady G and Jules Zuckerberg guide you through the basics of the LGBT+ world! Covering essential topics like sexuality, gender identity, coming out, and navigating relationships, this guide explains the spectrum of human experience through informative comics, interviews, worksheets, and imaginative examples. A great starting point for anyone curious about queer and trans life, and helpful for those already on their own journeys!
The adult coloring book for the delightfully impolite. For the rare moments moms have to themselves, they can enjoy the calming act of coloring with a little dose of sass. This collection is paired with the very best of all our worst thoughts, from I child-proofed my house, but they still get in, to Home is where the vodka is. Includes 30 tear-out drawings.
