Introducing the Cum Queen greeting card, a bold statement piece that combines striking lime green with hot pink text. This card is perfect for those who embrace empowerment and have a bold, confident style.Design Details:
Front Message: Cum Queen
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25 x 5.5 in.
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap
Tickled, whipped, paddled, tied-up, spanked, or punished- customers can act out deviant fantasies with fetish dice. Take turns rolling the dice and indulge their way to fetish heaven (or hell)! One die says: above the waist, below the waist, all over, wrists & arms, and ankles & leg. The other die says tickle, spank, restrain, paddle, punish and whip or flog.
What is shaped like a penis and tastes like your favorite frou-frou drink? Cocktails of course! Once again, our favorite naughty candy makers, Candyprints, have created a delicious addition for any girls night...or boys night out! Perfect for bachelorette parties, birthday parties, cake decorations, drink stirs, or even as just a yummy lollypop. These super affordable goodies are guaranteed to be a hit! CHEERS!***High temperatures create a higher probability of melting in shipment during the months of June-September.sinplaypen strongly recommends ordering this product from October-May ONLY.If this item is ordered during the high-temperature months, sinplaypen assumes no responsibility if it...
Give your bachelor, birthday boy, or that dirty old neighbor down the street the power to inspect boobs with the Official Boob Inspector Badge from the "Dept of Titillations" Complete with 3-D boobies and a pin for easy application, this badge is sure to make any "boob guy" exclaim "That's a 10-4 on the Double-Ds"
These paper cocktail straws have a beautiful metallic stripe and a glittery penis applique to make beverages just a little more fancy. Great for bachelor(ette) parties or a fun night out. Makes sipping a while lot more fun! Eight straws per package - 2 gold, 2 silver, 2 rose gold, 2 bronze.
These paper straws have a beautiful metallic stripe and a glittery penis applique to make beverages just a little more fancy. Great for bachelor(ette) parties or a fun night out. Makes sipping a while lot more fun! Eight straws per package - 2 gold, 2 silver, 2 rose gold, 2 bronze.
Suck a Bag of Dicks candy from Little Genie. Over 100 pieces of bite sized, multi-colored, fruity mini candy penises. Perfect for party favors, piatas, or added fun during a night out with friends!
Unlike other gift bags, youll be proud to wrap your gifts in this playful bag. High quality, unique luxury gift bags made of thick, sturdy card stock paper with elegant woven handles. This delightful bag is as fun to give as it is to receive.
These super fun penis-shaped mints are about as delightful as you can get! People can share them are keep them all to themselves. These will make great party favors or gag gifts.
These super fun penis-shaped mints are about as delightful as you can get! People can share them are keep them all to themselves. These will make great party favors or gag gifts.
Designed for those with impeccable taste, style and class, the Same Penis Forever Cake Topper will elevate the next big pre-wedding bash to VIP status.The trendy line of party goods are playful yet refined and sophisticated. Complete the look with coordinating balloons, plates, napkins and more!
Designed for those with impeccable taste, style and class, the Happy Fucking Birthday Cake Topper will elevate the next big b-day bash to VIP status.The trendy line of party goods are playful yet refined and sophisticated. Complete the look with coordinating balloons, plates, napkins and more!
Designed for those with impeccable taste, style and class, the Glitterati Diamond Bottle Opener will elevate the next big bash to VIP status. The trendy Glitterati line of party goods are playful yet refined and sophisticated. Complete the look with coordinating balloons, plates, napkins and more!
These cocktail napkins are ideal for wiping messes, beverages, hors doeuvres, appetizers, or other food items! Don't you dare wipe your ass with these. They're the perfect +1 for that dumb party you have to go to! These funny and snarky paper napkins make the perfect conversation starter or a favorite housewarming gift for your hostess!
3-ply
20 per pack
Experience six unique internal textures for different sensations (listing is for 1 random pattern stroker of 6 possible patterns) Submerge: Suckered tentacles for maximum grip Tidal: Ocean wave design for textured turning Voyage: Multiple pressure points of various shapes and sizes Harpoon: Long vertical design for quick thrusting Whirlpool: Twisting ridges designed for turning Riptide: Combination of flowing ridges and bumps Features Super soft material: Combing the soft TPE with the unique textures provides an incredible sensation. Stretches up to 7.9in. / 20cm: The flexible material is suitable for most sizes to achieve deep penetration and total stimulation of the...
Feeling jaded about Valentine's Day? Embrace your cynicism with the Valentine's Sucks Dicks Candy! Each bag contains 3oz approx. 100 pieces of candy. This hilarious candy is the perfect antidote for the lovesick and the love-scorned alike. Indulge in the delicious flavors as you savor the delightful irreverence of these cheeky treats. Whether nursing a broken heart or finding the whole Valentine's Day hullabaloo nauseating, this candy will resonate with your inner cynic.
Delicious, tart, fruit flavored mini candy penises are more fun than a person should have! These charming candies are packaged in a 3oz-100 piece, clear bag with header card.
Equal parts sexy, fashionable, and delectable, this fun wearable treat is the ultimate in edible undergarments for the boudoir. Each stretchable item has traditional "candy necklace" beads with elastic strung throughout to create a one size fits most garment or accessory.
Transform into an irresistible delight. Vajtats are the perfect affordable accessory when in search of a little bling below. They have been specifically developed for the temporary application on human skin, are easy to apply and are non-toxic. The art lasts for up to 5 days, even after showering or swimming.
Need a little help seizing the day? This note pad will help plan out exactly what's needed to Carpe the Fucking Diem. Use this daily to-do pad to plan a productive day. Jot down notes, appointments, errands and more.
Making lists reduces stress- especially when you can't remember shit! Use this irreverent pad to remember those elusive little thoughts or the tasks that were supposed to be done eons ago. Jot down notes, appointments, errands and more. Don't forget to note the day's mood and rate the day!
B.Y.O. Mad Libs is the newest original Adult Mad Libs featuring 21 hilarious stories about everyone's favorite summertime activity: barbecuing! Be the most popular person at the next picnic or BBQ with this Mad Libs. Play with friends or enjoy alone!
A brand new Adult Mad Libs all about celebrating gay pride, out just in time for Pride Month! This book features 21 original stories about all things gay pride. At only $4.99 it's the perfect thing to bring to your next pride party!
Bachelorette Bash Mad Libs includes 21 hilarious stories all about a girl's last night as a single lady! At only $4.99, this makes a great gift for all the almost-married girls in your life or an excellent bachelorette party activity.
The first condom made with a proprietary plant-based formula of thistle extract and natural rubber latex, using Glyde's patented double dipping' technology for extra sheerness with complete reliability. Crafted for performance and comfort, Glyde delivers a sensational experience to both partners. Glyde Ultra Organic Vanilla flavored condoms are made with all natural fruit and plant extracts, no sugar or chemicals added, with our exclusive patented technology for ultra sheer and extra reliable performance. Safer sex never tasted so good!
