Scissor Me Naughty KardFor those who love to scissor Blank on Inside.The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards' NaughtyKards Collection is all things fun and sexy. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.SpecificationsItem Height: 6.00 inItem Width: 4.00 in
Eat My Box Naughty KardEat my box and handle it with careBlank on Inside.The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards' NaughtyKards Collection is all things fun and sexy. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.SpecificationsItem Height: 6.00 inItem Width: 4.00 in
Have a Gay Day Naughty KardIt is always a good day to have a Gay Day!Blank on Inside.The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards' NaughtyKards Collection is all things fun and sexy. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.SpecificationsItem Height: 6.00 inItem Width: 4.00 in
Love Cums in Many Colors Naughty KardSo many colors to only cum in one <3 Blank on Inside.The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards' NaughtyKards Collection is all things fun and sexy. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.SpecificationsItem Height: 6.00 inItem Width: 4.00 in
I'm Not Sick of Your Dick Naughty KardThis NaughtyKard is the pure definition of someone who is a keeper! Blank on Inside.The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards' NaughtyKards Collection is all things fun and sexy. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.SpecificationsItem Height: 6.00 inItem Width: 4.00 in
Doobies & Boobies Naughty KardThe perfect pairing!Blank on Inside.The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards' NaughtyKards Collection is all things fun and sexy. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.SpecificationsItem Height: 6.00 inItem Width: 4.00 in
Cum Light This Tree Naughty KardSend some holiday cheer with this delightfully naughty greeting card.Blank on Inside.The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards' NaughtyKards Collection is all things fun and sexy. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.
SpecificationsItem Height: 6.00 inItem Width: 4.00 in
A card for your favorite squirter!This Valentine's Day, bring on the wet wet and super soak me! Grab our "Squirt Alert" NaughtyKard for your lover to give her a preview of the night you have ahead. Ladies you know they're a keeper if they make you squirt AND gift you this card.Blank on the inside.
Sending the highest of vibes with this print. Grab this card to gift with that new toy you're going to use later and write a sweet (or dirty) message on the inside to prep for the night. This can be used for a Bachelorette Gift thanking all you "vibey" bridesmaids, or given to the bride with a special gift the couple can use. Everyday Cards, Just for the Vibes.Blank on the inside.
Design Details:
Front Message: Bend Over, It's Your Birthday
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25 x 5.5 in.
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap
Introducing the This Card Might Suck But I Swallow greeting card, a humorous and self-aware option for your customers looking for an ice-breaker or a light-hearted way to acknowledge life's imperfections.The simple and clean design of this card with its bold, black font makes it versatile for various occasions or just a quirky note to a loved one. Made with high-quality card stock to ensure a smooth writing surface and a professional look, this card is sure to be a hit for those who appreciate a bit of dry humor.Design Details: Front Message: This Card Might Suck But I Swallow Inside Message:...
Elevate your romantic gestures with a blend of elegance and a hint of naughtiness with our You Make Me Cumplete card. Set against a sleek black backdrop, the light blue lettering offers a heartfelt message with a playful twist. It's the ideal choice for an anniversary, Valentine's Day, or any moment you want to express your complete adoration in a fun and intimate way.Design Details:
Front Message: You Make Me Cumplete
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25 x 5.5 in.
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap
Ready to get naughty? Need a cheeky little gift to make your breast friends roar with laughter? Our Breast Friend Naughty Greeting Card is perfect! Celebrate your friendship with a clever twist on the classic best friends for life line. With our card, even when one friend is bigger than the other, it's still always fun to hang!Design Details:
Front Message: You're My Breast Friend
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25 x 5.5 in.
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap
Claim your territory with a dash of humor using our I Licked It So Now It's Mine card! Perfect for the playful soul who loves a bit of fun, this card features a charming heart-shaped lollipop design that's sure to evoke laughter and a knowing nod. It's an adorable way to stake your claim on your partner's heart or to assert dibs on that last piece of pizza. Share this card to add a sprinkle of joy and a touch of possessive playfulness to any occasion.Design Details: Front Message: I Licked It So Now It's Mine Inside Message: (Blank Inside) Size: 4.25...
Make sure your special someone has a night they won't forget with the I See Dick In Your Near Future Halloween Naughty Greeting Card. A play on words you won't mind hearing, this naughty card offers a crystal ball prediction of *getting the D* in the near future. It's the perfect way to make someone smile or blush! Shop now for halloween-inspired adult-rated greeting cards.Design Details:
Front Message: I See Dick In Your Near Future
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25 x 5.5 in.
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap
Introducing the Cum Queen greeting card, a bold statement piece that combines striking lime green with hot pink text. This card is perfect for those who embrace empowerment and have a bold, confident style.Design Details:
Front Message: Cum Queen
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25 x 5.5 in.
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap
Tickled, whipped, paddled, tied-up, spanked, or punished- customers can act out deviant fantasies with fetish dice. Take turns rolling the dice and indulge their way to fetish heaven (or hell)! One die says: above the waist, below the waist, all over, wrists & arms, and ankles & leg. The other die says tickle, spank, restrain, paddle, punish and whip or flog.
The perfect adornment for that naughty party. Works great with the rest of our "Happy F*cking Birthday" collection. The candle itself is 3.375" tall.***High temperatures create a higher probability of melting in shipment during the months of June-September.sinplaypen strongly recommends ordering this product from October-May ONLY.If this item is ordered during the high-temperature months, sinplaypen assumes no responsibility if it melts in transit and will not accept returns or issue credits on this item or on any products that were purchased with this product that it may have melted on and damaged.
What is shaped like a penis and tastes like your favorite frou-frou drink? Cocktails of course! Once again, our favorite naughty candy makers, Candyprints, have created a delicious addition for any girls night...or boys night out! Perfect for bachelorette parties, birthday parties, cake decorations, drink stirs, or even as just a yummy lollypop. These super affordable goodies are guaranteed to be a hit! CHEERS!***High temperatures create a higher probability of melting in shipment during the months of June-September.sinplaypen strongly recommends ordering this product from October-May ONLY.If this item is ordered during the high-temperature months, sinplaypen assumes no responsibility if it...
Give your bachelorette, birthday girl, or Cougar down the street the power to inspect the goods with the Official Pecker Inspector Badge from the "Dept of Erections" Complete with a 3-D Pecker and a pin for easy application, this badge is sure to make any girl exclaim "Do you have a license for that gun? Or are you just happy to see me?"
Give your bachelor, birthday boy, or that dirty old neighbor down the street the power to inspect boobs with the Official Boob Inspector Badge from the "Dept of Titillations" Complete with 3-D boobies and a pin for easy application, this badge is sure to make any "boob guy" exclaim "That's a 10-4 on the Double-Ds"
Bride-to-Bes Bar Dare Stickers is the perfect game for a bachelorette party headed for a night out on the town. The dare stickers are shaped like diamond rings and are a fun and updated version of the usual dares like ask a guy for his phone number." Instead, youll find Flirt with your reflection or Curse at and pretend to bitch slap yourself." The game includes interactive dares, fun for the whole bridal party and is sure to be a hit throughout the night.
Vibrantly glowing straws in assorted colors! Hold under a bright light for 1-2 minutes, go into any dark room and add a little naughtiness to all of your favorite beverages!
These paper cocktail straws have a beautiful metallic stripe and a glittery penis applique to make beverages just a little more fancy. Great for bachelor(ette) parties or a fun night out. Makes sipping a while lot more fun! Eight straws per package - 2 gold, 2 silver, 2 rose gold, 2 bronze.
Colorful metallic penis confetti is perfect to decorate party surfaces or is fun to throw at the party honoree! Confetti colors are gold, silver, rose gold and bronze.
These paper straws have a beautiful metallic stripe and a glittery penis applique to make beverages just a little more fancy. Great for bachelor(ette) parties or a fun night out. Makes sipping a while lot more fun! Eight straws per package - 2 gold, 2 silver, 2 rose gold, 2 bronze.
