Design Details:
Front Message: Bend Over, It's Your Birthday
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25 x 5.5 in.
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap
Introducing the This Card Might Suck But I Swallow greeting card, a humorous and self-aware option for your customers looking for an ice-breaker or a light-hearted way to acknowledge life's imperfections.The simple and clean design of this card with its bold, black font makes it versatile for various occasions or just a quirky note to a loved one. Made with high-quality card stock to ensure a smooth writing surface and a professional look, this card is sure to be a hit for those who appreciate a bit of dry humor.Design Details: Front Message: This Card Might Suck But I Swallow Inside Message:...
Elevate your romantic gestures with a blend of elegance and a hint of naughtiness with our You Make Me Cumplete card. Set against a sleek black backdrop, the light blue lettering offers a heartfelt message with a playful twist. It's the ideal choice for an anniversary, Valentine's Day, or any moment you want to express your complete adoration in a fun and intimate way.Design Details:
Front Message: You Make Me Cumplete
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25 x 5.5 in.
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap
Ready to get naughty? Need a cheeky little gift to make your breast friends roar with laughter? Our Breast Friend Naughty Greeting Card is perfect! Celebrate your friendship with a clever twist on the classic best friends for life line. With our card, even when one friend is bigger than the other, it's still always fun to hang!Design Details:
Front Message: You're My Breast Friend
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25 x 5.5 in.
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap
Claim your territory with a dash of humor using our I Licked It So Now It's Mine card! Perfect for the playful soul who loves a bit of fun, this card features a charming heart-shaped lollipop design that's sure to evoke laughter and a knowing nod. It's an adorable way to stake your claim on your partner's heart or to assert dibs on that last piece of pizza. Share this card to add a sprinkle of joy and a touch of possessive playfulness to any occasion.Design Details: Front Message: I Licked It So Now It's Mine Inside Message: (Blank Inside) Size: 4.25...
Make sure your special someone has a night they won't forget with the I See Dick In Your Near Future Halloween Naughty Greeting Card. A play on words you won't mind hearing, this naughty card offers a crystal ball prediction of *getting the D* in the near future. It's the perfect way to make someone smile or blush! Shop now for halloween-inspired adult-rated greeting cards.Design Details:
Front Message: I See Dick In Your Near Future
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25 x 5.5 in.
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap
Introducing the Cum Queen greeting card, a bold statement piece that combines striking lime green with hot pink text. This card is perfect for those who embrace empowerment and have a bold, confident style.Design Details:
Front Message: Cum Queen
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25 x 5.5 in.
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap
Tickled, whipped, paddled, tied-up, spanked, or punished- customers can act out deviant fantasies with fetish dice. Take turns rolling the dice and indulge their way to fetish heaven (or hell)! One die says: above the waist, below the waist, all over, wrists & arms, and ankles & leg. The other die says tickle, spank, restrain, paddle, punish and whip or flog.
The perfect adornment for that naughty party. Works great with the rest of our "Happy F*cking Birthday" collection. The candle itself is 3.375" tall.***High temperatures create a higher probability of melting in shipment during the months of June-September.sinplaypen strongly recommends ordering this product from October-May ONLY.If this item is ordered during the high-temperature months, sinplaypen assumes no responsibility if it melts in transit and will not accept returns or issue credits on this item or on any products that were purchased with this product that it may have melted on and damaged.
What is shaped like a penis and tastes like your favorite frou-frou drink? Cocktails of course! Once again, our favorite naughty candy makers, Candyprints, have created a delicious addition for any girls night...or boys night out! Perfect for bachelorette parties, birthday parties, cake decorations, drink stirs, or even as just a yummy lollypop. These super affordable goodies are guaranteed to be a hit! CHEERS!***High temperatures create a higher probability of melting in shipment during the months of June-September.sinplaypen strongly recommends ordering this product from October-May ONLY.If this item is ordered during the high-temperature months, sinplaypen assumes no responsibility if it...
Give your bachelorette, birthday girl, or Cougar down the street the power to inspect the goods with the Official Pecker Inspector Badge from the "Dept of Erections" Complete with a 3-D Pecker and a pin for easy application, this badge is sure to make any girl exclaim "Do you have a license for that gun? Or are you just happy to see me?"
Give your bachelor, birthday boy, or that dirty old neighbor down the street the power to inspect boobs with the Official Boob Inspector Badge from the "Dept of Titillations" Complete with 3-D boobies and a pin for easy application, this badge is sure to make any "boob guy" exclaim "That's a 10-4 on the Double-Ds"
What is shaped like a penis and tastes like your favorite Tutti-Fruitti drink? Cocktails of course! Once again, our favorite naughty candy makers, Candyprints, have created a delicious addition for any girls night...or boys night out! Perfect for bachelorette parties, birthday parties, cake decorations, drink stirs, or even as just a yummy lollypop. These super affordable goodies are guaranteed to be a hit! CHEERS!***High temperatures create a higher probability of melting in shipment during the months of June-September.sinplaypen strongly recommends ordering this product from October-May ONLY.If this item is ordered during the high-temperature months, sinplaypen assumes no responsibility if it...
These paper cocktail straws have a beautiful metallic stripe and a glittery penis applique to make beverages just a little more fancy. Great for bachelor(ette) parties or a fun night out. Makes sipping a while lot more fun! Eight straws per package - 2 gold, 2 silver, 2 rose gold, 2 bronze.
These paper straws have a beautiful metallic stripe and a glittery penis applique to make beverages just a little more fancy. Great for bachelor(ette) parties or a fun night out. Makes sipping a while lot more fun! Eight straws per package - 2 gold, 2 silver, 2 rose gold, 2 bronze.
Suck a Bag of Dicks candy from Little Genie. Over 100 pieces of bite sized, multi-colored, fruity mini candy penises. Perfect for party favors, piatas, or added fun during a night out with friends!
Unlike other gift bags, youll be proud to wrap your gifts in this playful bag. High quality, unique luxury gift bags made of thick, sturdy card stock paper with elegant woven handles. This delightful bag is as fun to give as it is to receive.
These super fun penis-shaped mints are about as delightful as you can get! People can share them are keep them all to themselves. These will make great party favors or gag gifts.
These super fun penis-shaped mints are about as delightful as you can get! People can share them are keep them all to themselves. These will make great party favors or gag gifts.
Designed for those with impeccable taste, style and class, the Same Penis Forever Cake Topper will elevate the next big pre-wedding bash to VIP status.The trendy line of party goods are playful yet refined and sophisticated. Complete the look with coordinating balloons, plates, napkins and more!
Designed for those with impeccable taste, style and class, the Happy Fucking Birthday Cake Topper will elevate the next big b-day bash to VIP status.The trendy line of party goods are playful yet refined and sophisticated. Complete the look with coordinating balloons, plates, napkins and more!
Designed for those with impeccable taste, style and class, the Glitterati Diamond Bottle Opener will elevate the next big bash to VIP status. The trendy Glitterati line of party goods are playful yet refined and sophisticated. Complete the look with coordinating balloons, plates, napkins and more!
Fresh Strawberry Scent
High-quality Cardboard
Smell ya later with this Bad Bitch Barbie-inspired cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Strawberry Scent. Comes complete with a hanging string. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
These cocktail napkins are ideal for wiping messes, beverages, hors doeuvres, appetizers, or other food items! Don't you dare wipe your ass with these. They're the perfect +1 for that dumb party you have to go to! These funny and snarky paper napkins make the perfect conversation starter or a favorite housewarming gift for your hostess!
3-ply
20 per pack
