Carpe Fucking Diem PadNeed a little help seizing the day? This note pad will help plan out exactly what's needed to Carpe the Fucking Diem. Use this daily to-do pad to plan a productive day. Jot down notes, appointments, errands and more.
In-COCK-Nito FlaskHide booze where everyone will look, but won't dare to touch... unless invited. The flask holds 10 oz. of booze and is meant to look like an impressive bulge. Great for hiding booze at events! SpecificationsItem Height: 6.5 inItem Diameter: 2.00 in
Booze Implants FlasksHide booze where everyone will look, but won't dare to touch... unless invited. Each flask holds 4 oz. and fit snugly inside a bra. For best use, place the caps toward each other, so they appear to be part of the bra's center. Great for hiding booze at events! SpecificationsItem Height: 6.5 inItem Diameter: 2. in
Glitterati Champagne Party PopperDesigned for the those with impeccable taste, style and class, the Glitterati Champagne Confetti Party Popper will elevate any party to VIP status. The bottle is a wrapped in beautiful pink glitter and filled with colorful penis-shaped confetti. On-trend for wedding seasons and crazy nights out (or in); complete the look with coordinating boobie balloons, napkins, and more!
Suck A Bag Of Gummy Dicks 4oz BagReady to indulge in some sweet revenge? Introducing Suck a Bag of Gummy Dicks, the ultimate naughty candy experience! Packed with attitude, these sugar-coated, fruit-flavored gummy dicks are the perfect way to celebrate those memorable moments with your ex, boss, or coworker. Let go of any pent-up frustration and enjoy a tongue-in-cheek treat that will surely make you smile. Get your hands on this 4oz bag of mischief, and let the fun begin!
Glitterati Penis Cookie CutterGet ready to add a touch of magic to your culinary creations with our Glitterati Penis Cookie Cutter! Crafted from high-quality stainless steel and measuring four inches, this food-grade cutter is perfect for making whimsical treats, delightful sandwiches, and even pancake masterpieces. Whether you?re hosting a bachelorette party or want to indulge in creative cooking, our Glitterati Penis Cookie Cutter is the ultimate accessory for adding sparkle and charm to your kitchen adventures.
Cannabis Silicone MoldCannabis mold is a must-have for every kitchen! Great for creating elegantly crafted chocolates, candy, or ice shapes. Each tray features 11 delightful cannabis leaf molds. The ease of silicone allows for the flexible and easy removal of molded treats.
Blow Job Bib PinkTop Selling Blow Job Bib is a hilarious gag gift for your bachelor, bachelorette, or corporate party. Each bib has neck tie-straps that will keep the bib in place while performing fellatio. Keep your couture clean and him happy with the blow job bib! One bib per poly bag with header card.
Blow Job Bib TealTop Selling Blow Job Bib is a hilarious gag gift for your bachelor, bachelorette, or corporate party. Each bib has neck tie-straps that will keep the bib in place while performing fellatio. Keep your couture clean and him happy with the blow job bib! One bib per poly bag with header card.
Blow Job Bib RainbowTop Selling Blow Job Bib is a hilarious gag gift for your bachelor, bachelorette, or corporate party. Each bib has neck tie-straps that will keep the bib in place while performing fellatio. Keep your couture clean and him happy with the blow job bib! One bib per poly bag with header card.
Penis GummiesThese fruity-flavored Penis Gummies are a great naughty snack. Chomp one down whenever you need to fulfill a craving.***High temperatures create a higher probability of melting in shipment during the months of June-September.Sin PlayPen strongly recommends ordering this product from October-May ONLY.If this item is ordered during the high-temperature months, Sin PlayPen assumes no responsibility if it melts in transit and will not accept returns or issue credits on this item or on any products that were purchased with this product that it may have melted on and damaged.
Gummy BoobsThese fruity-flavored Gummy Boobs are a great naughty snack. Chomp one down whenever you need to fulfill a craving.***High temperatures create a higher probability of melting in shipment during the months of June-September.Sin PlayPen strongly recommends ordering this product from October-May ONLY.If this item is ordered during the high-temperature months, Sin PlayPen assumes no responsibility if it melts in transit and will not accept returns or issue credits on this item or on any products that were purchased with this product that it may have melted on and damaged.
Horny Gummy MenThese fruity-flavored Penis Gummies are a great naughty snack. Each candy is a cute cartoon man with an erect penis.***High temperatures create a higher probability of melting in shipment during the months of June-September.Sin PlayPen strongly recommends ordering this product from October-May ONLY.If this item is ordered during the high-temperature months, Sin PlayPen assumes no responsibility if it melts in transit and will not accept returns or issue credits on this item or on any products that were purchased with this product that it may have melted on and damaged.
Tenga Egg LoversThe Tenga LOVERS Egg is a disposable male toy that comes ready to go. A twisting series of intense ridges make for a wild ride! One Size fits all. While it is recommended the Eggs be used only once and disposed of, if they are properly used and cared for they can actually be used multiple times! The first step is to use the Tenga Egg Lotion designed specifically for the longevity of the Egg and also your pleasure, of course. After use, rinse the egg thoroughly inside and out with warm water and a very small amount...
Twisted Wares Wine Pairs Well With Relatives NapkinsThese cocktail napkins are ideal for wiping messes, beverages, hors doeuvres, appetizers, or other food items! Don't you dare wipe your ass with these. They're the perfect +1 for that dumb party you have to go to! These funny and snarky paper napkins make the perfect conversation starter or a favorite housewarming gift for your hostess!
3-ply
20 per pack
SpecificationsItem Height: 5.00 inItem Width: 5.00 in
Twisted Wares We're Fucking Classy NapkinsThese cocktail napkins are ideal for wiping messes, beverages, hors doeuvres, appetizers, or other food items! Don't you dare wipe your ass with these. They're the perfect +1 for that dumb party you have to go to! These funny and snarky paper napkins make the perfect conversation starter or a favorite housewarming gift for your hostess!
3-ply
20 per pack
SpecificationsItem Height: 5.00 inItem Width: 5.00 in
Cummies Sperm-Shaped GummiesThese Pina Colada flavored sperm-shaped gummies are a great naughty snack. ***High temperatures create a higher probability of melting in shipment during the months of June-September.Sin PlayPen strongly recommends ordering this product from October-May ONLY.If this item is ordered during the high-temperature months, Sin PlayPen assumes no responsibility if it melts in transit and will not accept returns or issue credits on this item or on any products that were purchased with this product that it may have melted on and damaged.
Naughty Nights Raunchy Dare DiceA frisky and hot dice game that spices up any night with your lover. Roll the dice and see what they will be doing, to which part of you, and how. The action carries on for as long as the lucky recipient takes to count to ten!
XXXtra Naughty Nights Erotic Dare DiceA hot and erotic dice game that spice up any night with your lover. Roll the dice and see what they will be doing, to which part of you, and how.
Sex Scenarios Card GameEmbrace your adventurous and playful side as you assume out-of-the-ordinary personas and experiment with a wide range of mischievous sexual activities and scenarios. Remember to set the scene before game play by having useful props nearby -- such as your favorite sex toys, handcuffs, lubricants, and role-playing costumes.SpecificationsItem Height: 4.5 inItem Width: 3.25 in
S&M Satin Blindfold - BlackThis line from Sportsheets will redefine the way you view S&M! In beautifully-photographed fashion-forward packaging, S&M shows just how sexy, mischievous and playful restraints, floggers, and blindfolds can really be.This smooth, satin blindfold with an elastic band will stretch to fit, allowing other senses to be heightened.SpecificationsItem Height: 7.5 inItem Width: 3 in
Candy CuffsEqual parts sexy, fashionable, and delectable, this fun wearable treat is the ultimate in edible undergarments for the boudoir. Each stretchable item has traditional "candy necklace" beads with elastic strung throughout to create a one size fits most garment or accessory.
Fun and sexy body shot pasties that anyone can wear any time they want to share a body shot with a lover. The shot glass shot is a sweet agave tequila flavor, with a hint of salt. The person taking the shot licks that one first, then follows it by licking the lemon pasty.Includes: two edible pasties each.
Good Clean Love Personal Lubricant Almost Naked 1.5ozNow in a convenient Travel Size! Introducing a new playmate for Good Clean Love's most popular lubricant. Be ready for love on the go with the 1.5oz travel size Almost Naked! When female lubrication is working well, it is invisible, it's all systems go. But, when it isn't working, we feel it immediately. Vaginal lubrication is at the core of good feelings in sexuality. Vaginal dryness takes the flow out of making love. A great natural lubricant improves vaginal wetness and allows for glide, ease and effectiveness. Edible, delicious and infused with a...
Glyde Organic Vanilla Condoms 4pkThe first condom made with a proprietary plant-based formula of thistle extract and natural rubber latex, using Glyde's patented double dipping' technology for extra sheerness with complete reliability. Crafted for performance and comfort, Glyde delivers a sensational experience to both partners. Glyde Ultra Organic Vanilla flavored condoms are made with all natural fruit and plant extracts, no sugar or chemicals added, with our exclusive patented technology for ultra sheer and extra reliable performance. Safer sex never tasted so good!SpecificationsItem Weight: .7oz lbItem Height: 4 inItem Depth: .75 inItem Diameter: 2.75 in
