Calligraphuck F*cking Awesome Coloring BookFeaturing delightfully irreverent phrases, lovely calligraphy, and illustrated backgrounds, this coloring book invites adults to color their f*cking stress away! With a range of profanity from upbeat sweary affirmations to hilariously sassy sayings, 30 different expletives offer creative stimulation and cathartic release for any mood. Designs are printed on thick, removable, frame-worthy pageswith metallic ink patterns on the back of each pagemaking them easy to share and display.SpecificationsItem Height: 8 inItem Depth: .25 inItem Width: 10 in
Calligraphuck Fan-Fucking-Tastic NotecardsCombining the fine art of calligraphy with the fine art of swearing, this notecard set offers a range of exquisitely appropriate expletives to express how you really feel.SpecificationsItem Height: 4.625 inItem Width: 6.25 in
Calligraphuck Fucking Brilliant Pencils 10 pk.This fancy-ass set of ten graphite eraser-topped pencils features inspirational profanity, calligraphic flourishes, and foil stamping. A great way to add a touch of humor and irreverence to everyday writings.SpecificationsItem Height: 7.5 inItem Diameter: .25 in
Calligraphuck Getting Shit Done Ledger With a gold foil-stamped cover and spine, four notepads for notes and to-dos, a coordinating penciland amusing expletives throughoutthis hardcover ledger is a great organizational tool for anyone with a sense of style and humor!SpecificationsItem Height: 9.125 inItem Depth: .625 inItem Width: 4 in
Calligraphuck Keep Your Shit Together PouchWith a humorous expletive embroidered in gold thread on black canvas, a gold zipper, and a playful pattern (the word "shit" over and over again) in the interior, this eye-catching pouch offers a sassy and classy way to keep pens, makeup, and other essential items collected on the go!SpecificationsItem Height: 8.5 inItem Depth: 1.75 inItem Width: 4 in
Calligraphuck You're Fucking Awesome Notecards 12pkProfanity never looked so good! Featuring affectionate expletives in gold foil-stamped calligraphy on black, these eye-catching notecards are a delightful way to express ones true feelingswith humor and style. Card interiors are white for easy writing.SpecificationsItem Height: 4.625 inItem Width: 6.25 in
Can't Remember Shit Note PadMaking lists reduces stress- especially when you can't remember shit! Use this irreverent pad to remember those elusive little thoughts or the tasks that were supposed to be done eons ago. Jot down notes, appointments, errands and more. Don't forget to note the day's mood and rate the day! SpecificationsItem Height: 9.00 inItem Depth: 0.25 inItem Width: 6.00 in
Candles One Hitter KardBecause what stoner isn't lighting more than just candles? The "Candles Cannabis Greeting Card is for those ready to get lit. This one of a kind stoner birthday card is top quality with a shine of glitter in the flames. Includes Metal Multicolored One-Hitter Pipe.Inside: Let's Get TurntThe Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards are colorful, clever, fun, and unique greeting cards for the cannabis enthusiast and their friends. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.DISCLAIMER: IT IS ILLEGAL TO MAIL ANY PRODUCTS CONTAINING MARIJUANASpecificationsItem Height: 6.00 inItem Width: 4.00 in
Candy Ass Pop - Mai TaiAss Kissing takes on a whole new meaning when you wrap your lips around this sweet, Mai Tai flavored candy ass! One little lick will do the trick!***High temperatures create a higher probability of melting in shipment during the months of June-September.Sin PlayPen strongly recommends ordering this product from October-May ONLY.If this item is ordered during the high-temperature months, Sin PlayPen assumes no responsibility if it melts in transit and will not accept returns or issue credits on this item or on any products that were purchased with this product that it may have melted...
Candy BraEqual parts sexy, fashionable, and delectable, this fun wearable treat is the ultimate in edible undergarments for the boudoir. Each stretchable item has traditional "candy necklace" beads with elastic strung throughout to create a one size fits most garment or accessory.
Candy CuffsEqual parts sexy, fashionable, and delectable, this fun wearable treat is the ultimate in edible undergarments for the boudoir. Each stretchable item has traditional "candy necklace" beads with elastic strung throughout to create a one size fits most garment or accessory.
Candy G-String (Female)Equal parts sexy, fashionable, and delectable, this fun wearable treat is the ultimate in edible undergarments for the boudoir. Each stretchable item has traditional "candy necklace" beads with elastic strung throughout to create a one size fits most garment or accessory.
Candy Love Ring 3-pkEqual parts sexy, fashionable, and delectable, this fun wearable treat is the ultimate in edible undergarments for the boudoir. Each stretchable item has traditional "candy necklace" beads with elastic strung throughout to create a one size fits most garment or accessory.
Candy Male Posing PouchEqual parts sexy, fashionable, and delectable, this fun wearable treat is the ultimate in edible undergarments for the boudoir. Each stretchable item has traditional "candy necklace" beads with elastic strung throughout to create a one size fits most garment or accessory.
Candy Nipple TasselsEqual parts sexy, fashionable, and delectable, this fun wearable treat is the ultimate in edible undergarments for the boudoir. Each stretchable item has traditional "candy necklace" beads with elastic strung throughout to create a one size fits most garment or accessory.
Candy Penis Bouquet 12ct DisplayThe Penis bouquets from Candyprints are delicious, irresistible, and as cute as cute can be! Each bouquet contains six individually wrapped penis suckers secured together and wrapped like a mini bouquet of flowers, a card for personalization is even included. Penis bouquets make great Bachelorette, birthday, or Girls Night Out Party favors that are sure to please and delight everyone. Sold in a POP display of 12 bouquets, each bouquet is made with Grade A cane sugar and tastes absolutely delish!! There are 6 flavors per bouquet: blueberry, grape, cotton candy, lemon, cherry, and orange.***High temperatures...
Cannabis Diamonds Gift BagUnlike other gift bags, youll be proud to wrap your gifts in this playful bag. High quality, unique luxury gift bags made of thick, sturdy card stock paper with elegant woven handles. This delightful bag is as fun to give as it is to receive.SpecificationsItem Height: 10.75 inItem Depth: 3.75 inItem Width: 7.75 in
Cannabis Silicone MoldCannabis mold is a must-have for every kitchen! Great for creating elegantly crafted chocolates, candy, or ice shapes. Each tray features 11 delightful cannabis leaf molds. The ease of silicone allows for the flexible and easy removal of molded treats.
Carnal KnowledgeGet progressive, positive, and constructive sex tips and ideas from one of today's most popular sex educators.When it comes to sex, there's practically no question that Zo Ligon hasn't heard and researched. Her Instagram and YouTube videos, as well as product reviews, are extremely popular for their up-front approach. Now, she brings her wealth of experience and open-minded attitude to a sex-positive guidebook that's honest, inclusive, and right on time. Lusciously illustrated, this book takes readers through every aspect of sexualityfrom body basics and physiology to maintaining healthy relationships. It highlights the usefulness of sex toys in aiding solo...
Carpe Fucking Diem PadNeed a little help seizing the day? This note pad will help plan out exactly what's needed to Carpe the Fucking Diem. Use this daily to-do pad to plan a productive day. Jot down notes, appointments, errands and more.
Cheer the F*ck Up Coloring BookWhen life gives you lemons, you can make lemonade, or you can color your way through the pages of Cheer the F*ck Up. Colorers can be reminded that they are the queen of f*cking everything or that they are a boss-ass b*tch. Thanks to tear-away pages, these 30 hand-drawn, mouthy illustrations can be shared in their full colored glory with friends, family and unassuming strangers. Channel disillusionment and a penchant for profanity into creative works of gleefully sarcastic art.SpecificationsItem Weight: .50 lbItem Height: 10 inItem Depth: .375 inItem Width: 8.5 in
Chill the F*ck Out Coloring BookAdd a bit of subversive and irreverent humor to coloring. Beautiful scenes and abstract doodles are combined with irreverent quips like "Shit just got real" that will keep people laughing.SpecificationsItem Height: 10 inItem Depth: .375 inItem Width: 8.5 in
Choose Your Pleasure GameTasteful and fun romance is for couples to enjoy with Little Genie's Choose Your Pleasure Game. Couples split the cards into His and Her decks with the activities face down. They take turns rolling the die. If the die comes up Her, she draws a card from the Her deck and may choose one of the two activities (and vice-versa for him). One roll per player per turn.
Chrystalino Gallant - BlueChrystalino designs are inspired by the Venetian glassmakers of Murano, with the beautiful art of lovemaking in mind. These luxurious, high quality, strong, easy-to-clean, handmade glass wands and butt plugs are for both women and men. Can be warmed or cooled to experiment with temperature play. A gentle curve and subtle bumps allow Gallant to reach the G or A-Spot vaginally or provide P-Spot stimulation anally.SpecificationsItem Height: 7 inItem Diameter: 1.5 in
Chrystalino Pin - BlueChrystalino designs are inspired by the Venetian glassmakers of Murano, with the beautiful art of lovemaking in mind. These luxurious, high quality, strong, easy-to-clean, handmade glass wands and butt plugs are for both women and men. Can be warmed or cooled to experiment with temperature play. The petite, straight shape of the beautifully-handcrafted Pin butt plug has been designed especially for anal play.SpecificationsItem Height: 4.5 inItem Diameter: .8 in
Chrystalino Seed - BlueChrystalino designs are inspired by the Venetian glassmakers of Murano, with the beautiful art of lovemaking in mind. These luxurious, high quality, strong, easy-to-clean, handmade glass wands and butt plugs are for both women and men. Can be warmed or cooled to experiment with temperature play. Use either end of Seed for anal pleasure or as a small vaginal dil.SpecificationsItem Height: 4.5 inItem Diameter: 1.4 in
Chrystalino Superior - BlueChrystalino designs are inspired by the Venetian glassmakers of Murano, with the beautiful art of lovemaking in mind. These luxurious, high quality, strong, easy-to-clean, handmade glass wands and butt plugs are for both women and men. Can be warmed or cooled to experiment with temperature play. Superior's thin and bulbous end provide a firm grasp and firm, pleasurable pressure for either vaginal or anal use.SpecificationsItem Height: 7 inItem Diameter: 1.5 in
Claiming of Sleeping Beauty (Vol. 1)In the traditional folktale of 'Sleeping Beauty, the spell cast upon the lovely young princess and everyone in her castle can only be broken by the kiss of a prince. It is an ancient story, one that originally emerged from and still deeply disturbs the mind's unconscious. Now Anne Rice's retelling of the Beauty story probes the unspoken implications of this lush, suggestive tale by exploring its undeniable connection of sexual desire. Here the Prince awakens Beauty, not with a kiss, but with sexual initiation. His reward for ending the hundred years of enchantment is...
Classic Sex Positions ReinventedReinvent the wheel (or the cowgirl, as the case may be) with this informative and practical guide to sex positions that starts with the classic favorites.Whether it's someone who has always loved missionary position or has a passion for doggy style, Classic Sex Positions Reinvented, will help them learn the techniques to master the classic positions and then switch them up in over 100 exciting and different ways.Sex therapist, Moushumi Ghose, helps them take their sex life from standard to sensational by spicing up old favorites and providing different, better, and more effective variations on each. Whether...
