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11 x 8 x 4 inches / 28.0 x 20 x 10 cm
Material: Kraft
Handle: Brown Ribbon
Think wrapping paper is overrated? Elevate your passive-aggressiveness with our Don't Get Your Hopes Up snarky gift bag. It's the white elephant in the room that actually makes your gag gifts even gag-ier. Holiday cheer sold separately.
ONE SIZE ONLY!
11 x 8 x 4 inches / 28.0 x 20 x 10 cm
Material: Kraft
Handle: Brown Ribbon
Think wrapping paper is overrated? Elevate your passive-aggressiveness with our If You Don't Like it, I'll Take It snarky gift bag. It's the white elephant in the room that actually makes your gag gifts even gag-ier. Holiday cheer sold separately.
ONE SIZE ONLY!
11 x 8 x 4 inches / 28.0 x 20 x 10 cm
Material: Kraft
Handle: Brown Ribbon
Think wrapping paper is overrated? Elevate your passive-aggressiveness with our Spoiler Alert: It's Not A Candle snarky gift bag. It's the white elephant in the room that actually makes your gag gifts even gag-ier. Holiday cheer sold separately.
ONE SIZE ONLY!
11 x 8 x 4 inches / 28.0 x 20 x 10 cm
Material: Kraft
Handle: Brown Ribbon
Think wrapping paper is overrated? Elevate your passive-aggressiveness with our I Got This On My Way Here snarky gift bag. It's the white elephant in the room that actually makes your gag gifts even gag-ier. Holiday cheer sold separately.
ONE SIZE ONLY!
11 x 8 x 4 inches / 28.0 x 20 x 10 cm
Material: Kraft
Handle: Brown Ribbon
Think wrapping paper is overrated? Elevate your passive-aggressiveness with our I Did My Best snarky gift bag. It's the white elephant in the room that actually makes your gag gifts even gag-ier. Holiday cheer sold separately.
ONE SIZE ONLY!
11 x 8 x 4 inches / 28.0 x 20 x 10 cm
Material: Kraft
Handle: Brown Ribbon
Think wrapping paper is overrated? Elevate your passive-aggressiveness with our It Was On Sale snarky gift bag. It's the white elephant in the room that actually makes your gag gifts even gag-ier. Holiday cheer sold separately.
ONE SIZE ONLY!
11 x 8 x 4 inches / 28.0 x 20 x 10 cm
Material: Kraft
Handle: Brown Ribbon
Think wrapping paper is overrated? Elevate your passive-aggressiveness with our If You Don't Like it, I'll Take It snarky gift bag. It's the white elephant in the room that actually makes your gag gifts even gag-ier. Holiday cheer sold separately.
ONE SIZE ONLY!
11 x 8 x 4 inches / 28.0 x 20 x 10 cm
Material: Kraft
Handle: Brown Ribbon
Think wrapping paper is overrated? Elevate your passive-aggressiveness with our This Present Doesn't Suck snarky gift bag. It's the white elephant in the room that actually makes your gag gifts even gag-ier. Holiday cheer sold separately.
ONE SIZE ONLY!
11 x 8 x 4 inches / 28.0 x 20 x 10 cm
Material: Kraft
Handle: Brown Ribbon
Think wrapping paper is overrated? Elevate your passive-aggressiveness with our I Tried snarky gift bag. It's the white elephant in the room that actually makes your gag gifts even gag-ier. Holiday cheer sold separately.
Sleek, sturdy, powerful and universal. The stainless-steel, waterproof and rechargeable Crave Bullet provides an upgrade from the existing disposable plastic bullet. Its super quiet and strong rumbling motor with 4 power levels can be used alone or with other products that utilize a bullet vibe. Its clever, recessed control button assures that the fun is never accidentally interrupted.
Vesper is world's first USB rechargeable - multi=speed vibrator necklace. Vesper is a solid 316 stainless steel pendant with a nickel-free plated cap and matching 26" stainless steel chain. As a vibrator it has 4 speeds - low,medium, high, and pulsing. Its clean, sleek aesthetics make for both a subtle addition to your outfit and a standalone statement piece. USB cabled and storage pouch included. Splash-proof. Not for insertion. External use only.
Crafted from high quality metals and body-safe silicone, the Wink+ provides incredible longevity plus a much more intense vibration than traditional plastic or silicone vibrators. This understated, sleek vibe has five speeds and two patterns, all controlled by one convenient button. Includes a black silicone cap for the sensation of smooth, body-safe silicone. This rechargeable vibe travels discreetly and can proudly sit on any nightstand in plain sight.
Crafted from high quality metals and body-safe silicone, the Wink+ provides incredible longevity plus a much more intense vibration than traditional plastic or silicone vibrators. This understated, sleek vibe has five speeds and two patterns, all controlled by one convenient button. Includes a black silicone cap for the sensation of smooth, body-safe silicone. This rechargeable vibe travels discreetly and can proudly sit on any nightstand in plain sight.
Crafted from high quality metals and body-safe silicone, the Wink+ provides incredible longevity plus a much more intense vibration than traditional plastic or silicone vibrators. This understated, sleek vibe has five speeds and two patterns, all controlled by one convenient button. Includes a black silicone cap for the sensation of smooth, body-safe silicone. This rechargeable vibe travels discreetly and can proudly sit on any nightstand in plain sight.
These powerful bullet vibes are waterproof, come with batteries and boast three powerfull speeds to choose from. The attractive metallic colors are hard to resist! The 24pc display fishbowl features 6 fun colors: red, green, pink, purple, aqua, and blue.
The Premium Silicone Personal Moisturizer line is entirely pH balanced, glycerin and paraben-free. It is made using a combination of truly healthy ingredients that are natural, organic, food-grade, EcoCert, EU certified. All three formulas are perfect for anyone, including people with sensitivities and allergies. Sync is made with all food-grade ingredients (also pleasant to use during oral play!). It has more silicone (15%) than other hybrids, which gives it a longer lasting glide. It is thin enough to feel your partner through it, and doesn't disappear quickly or get sticky/tacky. Very hydrating, which makes it a good choice for a...
Delicious, tart, fruit flavored mini candy penises are more fun than a person ought to have! These charming fellas are packaged in a display carton containing 100 clear bags with 5 pieces each. These make fun party treats or favors for a bachelorette party or girl's night out!
Add a new level of cool to foreplay with Nipple Nibblers tingle balm. The kissable formula provides a tasty and delightfully tingling sensation for enhanced arousal. ***High temperatures create a higher probability of melting in shipment during the months of June-September.sinplaypen strongly recommends ordering this product from October-May ONLY.If this item is ordered during the high-temperature months, sinplaypen assumes no responsibility if it melts in transit and will not accept returns or issue credits on this item or on any products that were purchased with this product that it may have melted on and damaged.
Coochy Shave Cream stops red bumps from appearing on the bikini area, underarms, legs, and any other shaveable area. Leaves skin oh so smooth and irresistible to touch!Drink up the many pleasures of Sweet Nectar, infused with a medley of pear, wild berries & apply blossoms, savor the endless explosions of this fruity fragrance.
Coochy Shave Cream stops red bumps from appearing on the bikini area, underarms, legs, and any other shaveable area. Leaves skin oh so smooth and irresistible to touch!Sweeten the touch of skin with Frosted Cake, infused with a delicious blend of vanilla, butter cream & lilacs, find delight in every bite of this delectable fragrance.
The striking structure on the inside for a powerful experience Super soft material for a special authentic feeling. The material is body-safe and hygienic at the same time! Funny, beautiful packaging - also ideal as a gift Lubricant included. 12 x MasturbaTIN's
Bam Mini rechargeable bullet may be tiny but it's packed with 10 supercharged vibration modes. Sleek and sexy, this pint-sized vibe is extremely powerful, rechargeable, waterproof and delivers intense pleasure. Discreet and quiet, this little versatile bullet is an essential toy for everyone ready to play.12pc Display includes 4 Indigo, 4 Turquoise, and 4 Foxy Pink VeDO Bam Mini units, all sitting inside a branded display box.
This incredibly powerful arousal oil for women is all-natural and made with an original blend of pure essential oils and extracts. When applied directly to the clitoris, the fast-acting On Ice will dramatically heighten a woman's arousal and give her an exciting sensation that pulsates, vibrates, tingles and cools the most sensitive part of her sensual body. On Ice even makes most women feel as though they are lubricating more.
Insane is the most intense stimulating personal moisturizer on the market. Women experience the feeling of pulsating heat, along with the sexiest sensation of intense, circular movement inside the body. Women can feel it internally as well as externally when it comes in contact with the clitoris. Enjoy this wild roller coaster of sensation alone or with a partner, to take your love making to a climactic burst.
This fishbowl of assorted Exsens Massage Oils includes all six natural and enriching massage oils that Exsens offer.sAmber Jojoba is a harmonizing massage oil ideal for daily use at home, either for self massage or with a partner. Enriched with Jojoba Oil, this oil can be used either for massage or as a body oil to nourish and soften the skin. Rediscover the pleasure of touching and being touched. Natural Amber dispels bad moods and generates positive energy.Amethyst Sweet Almond is a relaxing massage oil, ideal for daily use at home, either for self massage or with your partner. Enriched...
Create a warming sensation on contact with Melt from Intimate Earth. A premium, paraben-free, warming formula, Melt is unlike other warming lubricants that can contain menthol, which is an irritant. Melt's unique formula warms the skin on contact with cinnamomum zeylanicum bark extract and natural plant-derived glycerin that creates the warming sensation on any part of the body. Melt blends naturally with a woman's own fluids, is latex condom safe, and is safe to ingest. Melt is DEA free, naturally derived, and pure Vegan.
Smells light and fruity, with a decadent richness thats hard to match. The flavor is slightly sweet, exceptionally yummy and highly addictive, tasting like a mouth-watering cherry candy. Made with Organic Stevia
When it comes to glides that taste and smell like dessert, the Salted Caramel is as close as youll get. With a tantalizing sugary scent thats creamy and sweet but with a slight salty tang, this is by far one of the favorites in our collection. Made with Organic Stevia.
Intimate Earth has created the most advanced ultra-light silicone glide formula ever. Silicone of the highest grade is infused with natural Shiitake extracts and nourishing Vitamin E in order to give the best glide product available on the market. This leading-edge formula is not absorbed by the body and the unique consistency gives maximum lubrication with an undeniable light silky-smooth feel over a very long time.
Made with Sea Kelp and Guava Bark, Defense Protection Glide is a premium, paraben-free, glycerin-free, water-based formula that was designed to work with the body and not disrupt healthy microflora. Made with certified organic extracts, Defense blends naturally with the vagina's natural fluids and is latex condom friendly and safe to use with any toy.
