Smell ya later with this Bad Mother Fucker cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a New Car Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
I Think You're Dope One Hitter KardYou are DOPE and for the record, here is something to show it! Shop our brand new, "For the Record" Birthday Cannabis Greeting Card for any music lovers in your life. With a retro vibe this birthday card is perfect for your hippie stoner friend. Grab it with the matching one hitter and add your own flowers. Say happy birthday with KushKards, a gift with a lift!Blank on Inside.The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards are colorful, clever, fun, and unique greeting cards for the cannabis enthusiast and their...
Trippin Over U One Hitter KardA card for when it's time to take a trip. Shop this "Trippin Over You" Cannabis Greeting Card for the ones you love very mush! This KushKard comes with the matching one hitter and comes blank on the inside so you can customize the occasion. Add your own ~psychedelics~ to take a trip with your loved one.Blank on Inside.The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards are colorful, clever, fun, and unique greeting cards for the cannabis enthusiast and their friends. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.DISCLAIMER: IT IS ILLEGAL...
Let's Burn One Hitter KardThe creation of the classic "Let's Burn" Cannabis Greeting Card has a mix of warm tones and a campfire to make sure to always get lit! Includes Metal Multicolored One-Hitter Pipe.Inside: And Get LitThe Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards are colorful, clever, fun, and unique greeting cards for the cannabis enthusiast and their friends. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.DISCLAIMER: IT IS ILLEGAL TO MAIL ANY PRODUCTS CONTAINING MARIJUANASpecificationsItem Height: 6.00 inItem Width: 4.00 in
Congrats Champagne One Hitter KardThe kind of card for those who love both kinds of getting "toasted". Includes Metal One-Hitter Pipe.Blank on Inside.The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards are colorful, clever, fun, and unique greeting cards for the cannabis enthusiast and their friends. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.DISCLAIMER: IT IS ILLEGAL TO MAIL ANY PRODUCTS CONTAINING MARIJUANA
SpecificationsItem Height: 6.00 inItem Width: 4.00 in
Candles One Hitter KardBecause what stoner isn't lighting more than just candles? The "Candles Cannabis Greeting Card is for those ready to get lit. This one of a kind stoner birthday card is top quality with a shine of glitter in the flames. Includes Metal Multicolored One-Hitter Pipe.Inside: Let's Get TurntThe Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards are colorful, clever, fun, and unique greeting cards for the cannabis enthusiast and their friends. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.DISCLAIMER: IT IS ILLEGAL TO MAIL ANY PRODUCTS CONTAINING MARIJUANASpecificationsItem Height: 6.00 inItem Width: 4.00 in
420 Birthday One Hitter KardThe kind of card for those who revolved around the sun and love getting baked. Includes Metal One-Hitter Pipe.Inside: HIGHER THAN THE LIMITThe Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards are colorful, clever, fun, and unique greeting cards for the cannabis enthusiast and their friends. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.DISCLAIMER: IT IS ILLEGAL TO MAIL ANY PRODUCTS CONTAINING MARIJUANASpecificationsItem Height: 6.00 inItem Width: 4.00 in
High Wishes One Hitter KardThis High Wishes Birthday Card was the first ever KushKard! It has wished thousands of people a higher birthday and is ideal for any stoner getting another year higher! Includes Metal Multicolored One-Hitter Pipe.Inside: It's a Bud BirthdayThe Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards are colorful, clever, fun, and unique greeting cards for the cannabis enthusiast and their friends. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.DISCLAIMER: IT IS ILLEGAL TO MAIL ANY PRODUCTS CONTAINING MARIJUANA
SpecificationsItem Height: 6.00 inItem Width: 4.00 in
Eat My Box Naughty KardEat my box and handle it with careBlank on Inside.The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards' NaughtyKards Collection is all things fun and sexy. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.SpecificationsItem Height: 6.00 inItem Width: 4.00 in
Scissor Me Naughty KardFor those who love to scissor Blank on Inside.The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards' NaughtyKards Collection is all things fun and sexy. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.SpecificationsItem Height: 6.00 inItem Width: 4.00 in
Big Dick Energy Naughty KardFor that person who always rocks the Big DICK Energy!Blank on Inside.The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards' NaughtyKards Collection is all things fun and sexy. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.SpecificationsItem Height: 6.00 inItem Width: 4.00 in
Make Me Cream Naughty KardThe cream that is better than ice cream!Blank on Inside.The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards' NaughtyKards Collection is all things fun and sexy. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.SpecificationsItem Height: 6.00 inItem Width: 4.00 in
Thanks for Cumming Naughty KardIt is the ones who finish are the ones who last. Blank on Inside.The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards' NaughtyKards Collection is all things fun and sexy. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.SpecificationsItem Height: 6.00 inItem Width: 4.00 in
Clit Is Lit Naughty KardA fun way to say you are the shit!Blank on Inside.The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards' NaughtyKards Collection is all things fun and sexy. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.SpecificationsItem Height: 6.00 inItem Width: 4.00 in
Dick Was Dope Naughty KardThis NaughtyKard can be used for so many reasons. Starting with a thank you for the dope dick, to a love themed card, to you name it! Blank on Inside.The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards' NaughtyKards Collection is all things fun and sexy. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.SpecificationsItem Height: 6.00 inItem Width: 4.00 in
Making lists reduces stress- especially when you can't remember shit! Use this irreverent pad to remember those elusive little thoughts or the tasks that were supposed to be done eons ago. Jot down notes, appointments, errands and more. Don't forget to note the day's mood and rate the day!
The perfect deck of cards to make any poker night unforgettable.Each card displays a classic sexy movie poster with titles like Rock Hard, The Felines, Frat House, Eruption, and Inside Desiree Cousteau. Makes a great gift or a fun party activity!
The perfect deck of cards to make any poker night unforgettable. Each card displays a devilishly sexy pin-up illustration, each commissioned by LA Hot Rod artist, Coop, for Wood Rocket. Makes a great gift or a fun party activity!
The perfect crayons to color in the most naughty of adult coloring books. Each Offensive Crayons: Porn Pack contains 24 sexy porn-themed crayon colors from Oral Orange, to Bondage Rope Brown to Slutty Stepmom Scarlet to I Think I'm Going To... Cream. Makes a great gift or a fun party activity!***High temperatures create a higher probability of melting in shipment during the months of June-September.sinplaypen strongly recommends ordering this product from October-May ONLY.If this item is ordered during the high-temperature months (due to the adhesive on this product), sinplaypen assumes no responsibility if it melts in transit and will not...
Need a little help seizing the day? This note pad will help plan out exactly what's needed to Carpe the Fucking Diem. Use this daily to-do pad to plan a productive day. Jot down notes, appointments, errands and more.
Sensual notes to make sparks fly! 24 redeemable ways to give her what she wants...Perfect to give to her all at once, or share as single surprises! Gorgeously designed and made from sturdy thick paper, these notes can be sealed with the included stickers for a lusciously sensual suggestion.Let's explore that sexy imagination of yours. Hand over this note to reenact your most private fantasy."
Light Up the Holidays One Hitter KardSend some holiday cheer with this delightfully naughty greeting card.Blank on Inside.The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards are colorful, clever, fun, and unique greeting cards for the cannabis enthusiast and their friends. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.DISCLAIMER: IT IS ILLEGAL TO MAIL ANY PRODUCTS CONTAINING MARIJUANASpecificationsItem Height: 6.00 inItem Width: 4.00 in
Introducing the Cum Queen greeting card, a bold statement piece that combines striking lime green with hot pink text. This card is perfect for those who embrace empowerment and have a bold, confident style.Design Details:
Front Message: Cum Queen
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25 x 5.5 in.
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap
Claim your territory with a dash of humor using our I Licked It So Now It's Mine card! Perfect for the playful soul who loves a bit of fun, this card features a charming heart-shaped lollipop design that's sure to evoke laughter and a knowing nod. It's an adorable way to stake your claim on your partner's heart or to assert dibs on that last piece of pizza. Share this card to add a sprinkle of joy and a touch of possessive playfulness to any occasion.Design Details: Front Message: I Licked It So Now It's Mine Inside Message: (Blank Inside) Size: 4.25...
Ready to get naughty? Need a cheeky little gift to make your breast friends roar with laughter? Our Breast Friend Naughty Greeting Card is perfect! Celebrate your friendship with a clever twist on the classic best friends for life line. With our card, even when one friend is bigger than the other, it's still always fun to hang!Design Details:
Front Message: You're My Breast Friend
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25 x 5.5 in.
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap
Unveil the secret to a blissful connection with our Weed Before Sex is a Love Language greeting card! This card speaks volumes to those who appreciate the finer nuances of love and relaxation. With its bold green lettering and a dash of whimsy, it's a wink and a nod to the joy of shared experiences. Whether it's a special occasion or a spontaneous gesture, this card is the perfect way to say, I get you, in a language that resonates with the heart and soul.Design Details: Front Message: Weed Before Sex is a Love Language Inside Message: (Blank Inside) Size: 4.25 x 5.5 in....
Indulge in playful provocation with our Smoke Me Greeting Card. Designed for the daring, this card features risqu hearts against a striking black background, making it a standout choice for those with a sense of humor.Each card is crafted with a quality finish that adds to the tactile experience, ensuring it feels as good in hand as it looks on display. This card is perfect to spark a bit of fun in their romantic gestures or to celebrate special occasions with a wink.Design Details: Front Message: Smoke Me; Grind on Me; Fuck Me; Lick Me Inside Message: (Blank Inside) Size: 4.25 x...
Love is in the air, and we're bringing it back in style with our LOVE Retro Greeting Card. If you're looking for a groovy way to express your affection, this card is your time machine to the era of bell bottoms, lava lamps, and heart-shaped sunglasses.Design Details:
Front Message: LOVE
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25 x 5.5 in.
Includes: Greeting Card, One-Hitter Pipe, Envelope, Plastic Wrap
Get ready to roll out the laughs with our Stoner Bestie greeting card! This isn't just any card; it's a puff of happiness for your bestie who loves the greens. With a cheeky, winking bong and a heart full of giggles, this card is splashed on a joyous pink canvas that screams You're my bud!Whether they're your partner-in-puff or your blaze buddy, this glossy-finished gem will be the cherry on top of their special day. It's more than a card it's a high-five to your friendship that says, We're best buds for life! So why wait? Send some love and light up the room with...
