Give your bachelor, birthday boy, or that dirty old neighbor down the street the power to inspect boobs with the Official Boob Inspector Badge from the "Dept of Titillations" Complete with 3-D boobies and a pin for easy application, this badge is sure to make any "boob guy" exclaim "That's a 10-4 on the Double-Ds"
Give your bachelorette, birthday girl, or Cougar down the street the power to inspect the goods with the Official Pecker Inspector Badge from the "Dept of Erections" Complete with a 3-D Pecker and a pin for easy application, this badge is sure to make any girl exclaim "Do you have a license for that gun? Or are you just happy to see me?"