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11 x 8 x 4 inches / 28.0 x 20 x 10 cm
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Handle: Brown Ribbon
Think wrapping paper is overrated? Elevate your passive-aggressiveness with our Just Smile And Say You Love It snarky gift bag. It's the white elephant in the room that actually makes your gag gifts even gag-ier. Holiday cheer sold separately.
Introducing our newest holiday candy, Suck a Bag of St. Nicks Dicks! This hilarious treat is the perfect way to spread some naughty festive cheer. Imagine the looks on your friends' and family's faces when they unwrap a bag of these sugary, phallic-shaped candies. It's a surefire way to get a few laughs and maybe even a few blushes!These bad boys come in a 3oz bag with approx. 100 pieces of candy per bag, so you can share the naughty fun with everyone on your list. Stick 'em in stockings, slip 'em under the tree, or just leave 'em out...
Introducing the Last Fuck I Have to Give, a cheeky novelty that will leave a lasting impression. Each POP display includes 12 elegantly crafted jars features a single wooden fuck's inside each one, serving as a humorous reminder of life's little frustrations. Whether it's a gift for yourself or someone who needs a laugh, this eye-catching display is sure to spark conversation and bring a touch of irreverent humor to any space.
BlackNickel Soft Enamel PinWhengood and evil meet... they make out!! Buythis sexy pin from Geeky And Kinky and wear it on your leather vests, jackets,and backpacks! ThisKinky 2" Pin has 2 Rubber Backers to keep your pin in place!
With over 400 seductive ideas and three levels of play -- intimate, passionate and steamy -- this is a game to play again and again. And now Spanish speakers can join in the fun. Te emphasis is on the communication between partners - finding each other's turn-ons and then translating this knowledge into an erotic fantasy. Monogamy allows you to try new things together, to set aside time for one another and have fun while youre at it. Includes more than 400 Sexy Suggestion Cards.
Ready to indulge in some sweet revenge? Introducing Suck a Bag of Gummy Dicks, the ultimate naughty candy experience! Packed with attitude, these sugar-coated, fruit-flavored gummy dicks are the perfect way to celebrate those memorable moments with your ex, boss, or coworker. Let go of any pent-up frustration and enjoy a tongue-in-cheek treat that will surely make you smile. Get your hands on this 4oz bag of mischief, and let the fun begin!
Spice up your love life with Naughty Tabs, the ultimate game-changer for couples seeking thrilling new sexual experiences. Shake out a few tabs from the box and peel back to uncover a seductive suggestion that will ignite passion and play. With fifty tantalizing ideas at your fingertips, you and your partner will embark on a journey of pleasure and intimacy like never before. Each box contains 50 sexy activities.
Two Large 28mm 12-sided Dice Premium Packaging For Adults Only! Roll play with this all-inclusive Sex Dice adult couples game! Features two large 28mm 12-sided dice that tell you and your partner what to do, if you dare. For Straight or Gay couples. Take date night or any night to a whole new level!Dice 1: Do This... Kiss Their Neck Make-out Spank That Ass Suck On Their Nipples Tickle Their Butthole Watch Them Masturbate Stroke/Rub Their Dick Or Pussy Suck/Lick Their Dick Or Pussy Suck/Lick Their Balls Or Clit Caress Their Chest Dry Hump Just The Tip Dice 2: While...
Smell ya later with this Green Weed Leaf cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Forest Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
Our Fuck Everything oven mitts make cooking fun. These oven mitts have an all-cotton, comfy, natural-fitting shape, while inside they have extra-quilted insulation to keep hands cool when handling hot kitchen utensils or appliances. Screen-printed using eco-friendly inks in rich vibrant colors. These oven mitts say it all. Fuck Everything is a message thats sure to stir up a conversation (or stop it dead in its tracks). 100% Cotton Canvas with 100% Polyester Filling 7.5"x 12" approx. Screen-printed with eco-friendly dyes Handy loop for easy hanging Thick batting interior for heat resistance Design reads: Fuck That, Fuck This, Fuck You,...
This tattoo "Motherfucker" heart enamel keychain by Wood Rocket is the perfect novelty accessory for your pocket. Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift!
These Pina Colada flavored sperm-shaped gummies are a great naughty snack. ***High temperatures create a higher probability of melting in shipment during the months of June-September.sinplaypen strongly recommends ordering this product from October-May ONLY.If this item is ordered during the high-temperature months, sinplaypen assumes no responsibility if it melts in transit and will not accept returns or issue credits on this item or on any products that were purchased with this product that it may have melted on and damaged.
Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This Hang Tight Towel by Twisted Wares features their inspiring "You Are Fucking Loved" design. The flour sack cotton makes this towel perfect for drying dishes, baking bread, snapping butts, or for simply securely hanging on the oven handle to show off the art-itude. Made with 100% Flour Sack cotton, printed with AZO-free ink and comes pre-washed and lint free, this 26" x 26" (when fully open) flour towel is a great addition to a home, or given as a fun, creative gift to anyone with a great sense of...
Glitter Pastel Rainbow Butterfly Nipple Pasties by Pastease are hand-made in the USA of soft sparkling velvet material that forms to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples. Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.Conceal or Reveal with Pastease nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!Dimensions: 3.3 inches x 3.2 inches.Coverage Diameter: 2 inches.
Acid Rainbow Lotus Nipple Pasties by Pastease are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples. Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.Conceal or Reveal with Pastease nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!Dimensions: 3.8 X 2.4 inchesCoverage Diameter: 1.9 inches
Red & Pink Glitter Velvet Pumping Heart Nipple Pasties by Pastease are hand-made in the USA of soft glittering velvet material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed. Conceal or Reveal with Pastease nipple pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!Dimensions: 3 inches X 2.5 inchesCoverage Diameter: 1.8 inches
Glitter Heart Nipple Pasties by Pastease are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting glittery material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples. Just peel-and-stick these glitter heart pasties on clean, dry skin. All Pastease feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed. Conceal or Reveal with Pastease nipple sticky pasties when worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme or nothing at all!Dimensions: 3 inches x 2.5 inchesCoverage Diameter: 1.8 inches
Get extra patriotic with the good ol' American Stars & Stripes, Fuck Yeah!, and stick Old Glory right where it counts...over your heart! These American flag glitter pasties feature vibrant Red, White & Blues with a big 'Fuck Yeah!' on a very sparkly, soft and form fitting disco material.Hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples. Peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin! All Pastease pasties feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stays securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed. Conceal or Reveal with Pastease nipple...
'Happy Birthday' Cloud Rainbow Nipple Pasties by Pastease are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting material that forms to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.Just peel-and-stick these 'Happy Birthday' nipple pasties on clean, dry skin. All Pastease feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.Conceal or reveal as much as you want with Pastease. These 'Happy Birthday' nipple pasties can be worn with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme, or with nothing at...
These Black Bar Censored Pasties by Pastease are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting liquid black material that forms to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.Just peel-and-stick these black nipple covers on clean, dry skin. All Pastease feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.Conceal or reveal as much as youd like with Pastease. Wear these black bar censored pasties with a sexy outfit, daring bikini, sheer top, revealing dress, Hefty bag, body lotion, crazy costume, party theme, or with nothing at all!Dimensions: 2.6...
Tastease are the tastiest sex candy you'll ever taste and intended for your mouth hole only. Don't go stuffing them in or sticking them near any other orifice. Clean up before penetration. Have fun but use at your own risk (yes it has to be said).Share your treats with someone sweet. Lick, suck, and savor to completion or to your satisfaction, whichever comes first.Dampen the area or the back of the edible pasties with water, saliva, or something else nearby and wet. Place each down once and smooth out and around the contours of the chosen surface, then savor the...
This Boobs enamel lapel pin is a fun and sexy accessory. Now you can show off your boobs without getting arrested. Stick it on a jacket, hat, shirt, backpack, bag or purse, or give it as a gift and stick it on a friend!
This fun enamel finger keychain by Wood Rocket is the perfect accessory or gift. Show off sex positivity everywhere! This keychain has a beautifully detailed hand showcasing society's favorite finger and looks fantastic amongst keys and other keychains that show off unadulterated spirit and personality.
This fun enamel paddle keychain by Wood Rocket is the perfect accessory or gift. Show off sex positivity everywhere! This keychain has a beautifully detailed "DADDY" paddle and looks fantastic amongst keys and other keychains that show off unadulterated spirit and personality.
Sal the Slave is always eager to please his master, decked out in studded faux leather underwear, boots and mask! This adorable plush bear is perfect for bondage fans as a new addition to a bedroom or dungeon, or as a great gift to share a love of BDSM in a very cute way.
Boost moods with Twisted Wares' deluxe sticker featuring their badass "Fuck Cancer" design. Waterproof and scratch resistant with a durable matte finish, stick this 4" x 2" motivator to a laptop, thermos, flask, phone case, WHATEVER, to tell cancer to FUCK OFF!
