Twisted Wares Fuckity Fuck Fuck StickerBoost moods with Twisted Wares' deluxe sticker featuring their pun-intended "Too Magical For This!" design. Waterproof and scratch resistant with a durable matte finish, stick this 2.72" x 3" 21st century version of supercalifragilisticexpialidocious to a laptop, thermos, flask, phone case, WHATEVER -- a must-have for anyone who swears like a sailor!SpecificationsItem Height: 3.00 in
Twisted Wares Welcome to the Shitshow StickerBoost moods with Twisted Wares' deluxe sticker featuring their pun-intended Welcome to the Shitshow!" design. Waterproof and scratch resistant with a durable matte finish, stick this 2.42" x 3" reminder to a laptop, thermos, flask, phone case, WHATEVER -- WELCOME TO THE SHITSHOW!SpecificationsItem Height: 3.00 in
Twisted Wares Too Magical For This StickerBoost moods with Twisted Wares' deluxe sticker featuring their pun-intended "Too Magical For This!" design. Waterproof and scratch resistant with a durable holographic vinyl finish, stick this 3" x 2.8" motivator to a laptop, thermos, flask, phone case, WHATEVER, to remind yourself -- I'M TOO MAGICAL FOR THIS!SpecificationsItem Height: 2.8 in
Twisted Wares I Wonder if Wine Thinks of Me Flour TowelBreathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This Hang Tight Towel by Twisted Wares features their pun-intended "I Wonder if Wine Thinks of Me" design. The flour sack cotton makes this towel perfect for drying dishes, baking bread, snapping butts, or for simply securely hanging on the oven handle to show off the art-itude. Made with 100% Flour Sack cotton, printed with AZO-free ink and comes pre-washed and lint free, this 26" x 26" (when fully open) flour towel is a great addition to a home,...
Twisted Wares Just The Tip Flour TowelBreathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This Hang Tight Towel by Twisted Wares features their pun-intended "Just The Tip" design. The flour sack cotton makes this towel perfect for drying dishes, baking bread, snapping butts, or for simply securely hanging on the oven handle to show off the art-itude. Made with 100% Flour Sack cotton, printed with AZO-free ink and comes pre-washed and lint free, this 26" x 26" (when fully open) flour towel is a great addition to a home, or given as a fun, creative gift to...
Twisted Wares No Pricks Allowed Flour TowelBreathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This Hang Tight Towel by Twisted Wares features their pun-intended "No Pricks Allowed" design. The flour sack cotton makes this towel perfect for drying dishes, baking bread, snapping butts, or for simply securely hanging on the oven handle to show off the art-itude. Made with 100% Flour Sack cotton, printed with AZO-free ink and comes pre-washed and lint free, this 26" x 26" (when fully open) flour towel is a great addition to a home, or given as a fun, creative gift to...
Twisted Wares We're Fucking Classy NapkinsThese cocktail napkins are ideal for wiping messes, beverages, hors doeuvres, appetizers, or other food items! Don't you dare wipe your ass with these. They're the perfect +1 for that dumb party you have to go to! These funny and snarky paper napkins make the perfect conversation starter or a favorite housewarming gift for your hostess!
3-ply
20 per pack
SpecificationsItem Height: 5.00 inItem Width: 5.00 in
Twisted Wares Wine Pairs Well With Relatives NapkinsThese cocktail napkins are ideal for wiping messes, beverages, hors doeuvres, appetizers, or other food items! Don't you dare wipe your ass with these. They're the perfect +1 for that dumb party you have to go to! These funny and snarky paper napkins make the perfect conversation starter or a favorite housewarming gift for your hostess!
3-ply
20 per pack
SpecificationsItem Height: 5.00 inItem Width: 5.00 in
Balldo Chuck Toy"Hello it's me! My name is Chuck... Chuck the balls. I have over 6000 nerve endings and my nerve endings distribution is almost the same as a vulva."Balldo's Chuck has been made into a delightfully cheeky toy to toss around or use as a fun novelty gift. SpecificationsItem Height: 3.00 inItem Depth: 1.50 inItem Width: 3.00 in
Geeky & Kinky Bad Love Harley & Ivy Duo PinTwo 2" Soft Enamel pins connected by chains. Each pin has 2 rubber backers.SpecificationsItem Height: 2.5 inItem Width: 2.5 in
Magnetic Poetry Kit: Smutty PoetFrom the makers of the original Magnetic Poetry Kit, the Smutty Poet kit contains over 200 magnetized words and word fragments... install them on a fridge, file cabinet, locker door, cookie sheet or any other steel surface, and watch the poetry emerge while arranging in countless fun ways!
Glitterati Penis Party Tall Straws 8pkThese paper straws have a beautiful metallic stripe and a glittery penis applique to make beverages just a little more fancy. Great for bachelor(ette) parties or a fun night out. Makes sipping a while lot more fun! Eight straws per package - 2 gold, 2 silver, 2 rose gold, 2 bronze. SpecificationsItem Height: 7.75 inItem Width: 0.25 in
Glitterati Penis Party Candles 5pkThese beautiful two inch glitter penis candles just beg to be blown and will make any cake look elegant. This five pack candle set features silver and gold candles and will be a great conversation piece for any celebration. Make a wish and blow... the Glitterati Penis Party Candles today! ***High temperatures create a higher probability of melting in shipment during the months of June-September.Sin PlayPen strongly recommends ordering this product from October-May ONLY.If this item is ordered during the high-temperature months, Sin PlayPen assumes no responsibility if it melts in transit and will not accept...
Glitterati Penis Party ConfettiColorful metallic penis confetti is perfect to decorate party surfaces or is fun to throw at the party honoree! Confetti colors are gold, silver, rose gold and bronze.
Glitterati Penis Party Balloons 5pkGlitterati Penis Party Balloons are filled with metallic penis confetti (gold, silver, rose gold and bronze). Once these clear balloons are blown up, mini penises will be floating through the air at the next get together! 5 balloons in each package.
Glitterati Penis Party Cocktail Straws 8pkThese paper cocktail straws have a beautiful metallic stripe and a glittery penis applique to make beverages just a little more fancy. Great for bachelor(ette) parties or a fun night out. Makes sipping a while lot more fun! Eight straws per package - 2 gold, 2 silver, 2 rose gold, 2 bronze. SpecificationsItem Height: 4.75 inItem Width: 0.50 in
Glitterati Penis Party Gift BagThe Glitterati Penis Party Gift Bag elevates the penis to a while new level of elegance. Who would not love receiving a fun, flirty toy or gift in this bag? This 10 inch gift bag is covered in metallic stamped in gold, silver, rose gold and bronze tiny penises. Great bag for a wedding shower, bachelor(ette) party, or for a friend that needs a little glittery penis in their life. SpecificationsItem Height: 11.00 inItem Depth: 4.00 inItem Width: 7.75 in
Sexy Boudoir PromisesThe Sexy Boudoir Promises is a set of thirty cards, each embossed with a sensual & seductive proposition to spice up your love life. Place them in secret places for a naughty scavenger hunt, take turns drawing cards and fulfilling each promise, hand them out as rewards... the possibilities are endless!
Naughty Boudoir PromisesThe Naughty Boudoir Promises is a set of thirty cards, each embossed with a sensual & seductive proposition to spice up your love life. Place them in secret places for a naughty scavenger hunt, take turns drawing cards and fulfilling each promise, hand them out as rewards... the possibilities are endless!
Date Night DiceHaving trouble deciding what to do for date night? Let the dice decide for you!Couples of all kinds can give these three dice a roll to figure out what to eat for dinner, what type of movies to watch, and what to try in the bedroom afterward. With a booklet that includes recipes, movie games, and ways to spice things up- date night fun is at your fingertips!
Sexy 6 PRIDE Dice GameShake up sex with the fun, easy to use, Sexy 6 Dice!Feel the excitement and anticipation build as sexual scenarios gradually reveal themselves, exposing unexpected thrills and shared sensations. With 720 possibilities for pleasure, sexy new adventures are guaranteed every time.Die 1: Who will take the lead and initiate intimacy?Die 2: What props can be utilized to enhance play?Die 3: How to dress for the erotic exploit?Die 4: What foreplay will help set the mood?Die 5: What position will get the passion rising?Die 6: Switch to this position when approaching climax!With the decisions laid bare by...
Geeky & Kinky Bride Skeleton Emily PinYou favorite kinky couple from Halloween Town! This pin is 2" of pure soft enamel with two backing pins and black rubber clutchs. SpecificationsItem Height: 2.5 inItem Width: 2.5 in