Sending the highest of vibes with this print. Grab this card to gift with that new toy you're going to use later and write a sweet (or dirty) message on the inside to prep for the night. This can be used for a Bachelorette Gift thanking all you "vibey" bridesmaids, or given to the bride with a special gift the couple can use. Everyday Cards, Just for the Vibes.Blank on the inside.
Introducing the This Card Might Suck But I Swallow greeting card, a humorous and self-aware option for your customers looking for an ice-breaker or a light-hearted way to acknowledge life's imperfections.The simple and clean design of this card with its bold, black font makes it versatile for various occasions or just a quirky note to a loved one. Made with high-quality card stock to ensure a smooth writing surface and a professional look, this card is sure to be a hit for those who appreciate a bit of dry humor.Design Details: Front Message: This Card Might Suck But I Swallow Inside Message:...
Ready to get naughty? Need a cheeky little gift to make your breast friends roar with laughter? Our Breast Friend Naughty Greeting Card is perfect! Celebrate your friendship with a clever twist on the classic best friends for life line. With our card, even when one friend is bigger than the other, it's still always fun to hang!Design Details:
Front Message: You're My Breast Friend
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25 x 5.5 in.
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap
Claim your territory with a dash of humor using our I Licked It So Now It's Mine card! Perfect for the playful soul who loves a bit of fun, this card features a charming heart-shaped lollipop design that's sure to evoke laughter and a knowing nod. It's an adorable way to stake your claim on your partner's heart or to assert dibs on that last piece of pizza. Share this card to add a sprinkle of joy and a touch of possessive playfulness to any occasion.Design Details: Front Message: I Licked It So Now It's Mine Inside Message: (Blank Inside) Size: 4.25...
Make sure your special someone has a night they won't forget with the I See Dick In Your Near Future Halloween Naughty Greeting Card. A play on words you won't mind hearing, this naughty card offers a crystal ball prediction of *getting the D* in the near future. It's the perfect way to make someone smile or blush! Shop now for halloween-inspired adult-rated greeting cards.Design Details:
Front Message: I See Dick In Your Near Future
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25 x 5.5 in.
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap
Tickled, whipped, paddled, tied-up, spanked, or punished- customers can act out deviant fantasies with fetish dice. Take turns rolling the dice and indulge their way to fetish heaven (or hell)! One die says: above the waist, below the waist, all over, wrists & arms, and ankles & leg. The other die says tickle, spank, restrain, paddle, punish and whip or flog.
What is shaped like a penis and tastes like your favorite frou-frou drink? Cocktails of course! Once again, our favorite naughty candy makers, Candyprints, have created a delicious addition for any girls night...or boys night out! Perfect for bachelorette parties, birthday parties, cake decorations, drink stirs, or even as just a yummy lollypop. These super affordable goodies are guaranteed to be a hit! CHEERS!***High temperatures create a higher probability of melting in shipment during the months of June-September.sinplaypen strongly recommends ordering this product from October-May ONLY.If this item is ordered during the high-temperature months, sinplaypen assumes no responsibility if it...
Give your bachelorette, birthday girl, or Cougar down the street the power to inspect the goods with the Official Pecker Inspector Badge from the "Dept of Erections" Complete with a 3-D Pecker and a pin for easy application, this badge is sure to make any girl exclaim "Do you have a license for that gun? Or are you just happy to see me?"
Bride-to-Bes Bar Dare Stickers is the perfect game for a bachelorette party headed for a night out on the town. The dare stickers are shaped like diamond rings and are a fun and updated version of the usual dares like ask a guy for his phone number." Instead, youll find Flirt with your reflection or Curse at and pretend to bitch slap yourself." The game includes interactive dares, fun for the whole bridal party and is sure to be a hit throughout the night.
Vibrantly glowing straws in assorted colors! Hold under a bright light for 1-2 minutes, go into any dark room and add a little naughtiness to all of your favorite beverages!
What is shaped like a penis and tastes like your favorite Tutti-Fruitti drink? Cocktails of course! Once again, our favorite naughty candy makers, Candyprints, have created a delicious addition for any girls night...or boys night out! Perfect for bachelorette parties, birthday parties, cake decorations, drink stirs, or even as just a yummy lollypop. These super affordable goodies are guaranteed to be a hit! CHEERS!***High temperatures create a higher probability of melting in shipment during the months of June-September.sinplaypen strongly recommends ordering this product from October-May ONLY.If this item is ordered during the high-temperature months, sinplaypen assumes no responsibility if it...
Designed for those with impeccable taste, style and class, the Same Penis Forever Cake Topper will elevate the next big pre-wedding bash to VIP status.The trendy line of party goods are playful yet refined and sophisticated. Complete the look with coordinating balloons, plates, napkins and more!
Designed for those with impeccable taste, style and class, the Happy Fucking Birthday Cake Topper will elevate the next big b-day bash to VIP status.The trendy line of party goods are playful yet refined and sophisticated. Complete the look with coordinating balloons, plates, napkins and more!
Fresh Pineapple Scent
High-quality Cardboard
Smell ya later with this Hot Mess Pizza-shaped cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Pineapple Scent. Comes complete with a hanging string. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
Fresh Strawberry Scent
High-quality Cardboard
Smell ya later with this Bad Bitch Barbie-inspired cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Strawberry Scent. Comes complete with a hanging string. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
Introducing our newest holiday candy, Suck a Bag of St. Nicks Dicks! This hilarious treat is the perfect way to spread some naughty festive cheer. Imagine the looks on your friends' and family's faces when they unwrap a bag of these sugary, phallic-shaped candies. It's a surefire way to get a few laughs and maybe even a few blushes!These bad boys come in a 3oz bag with approx. 100 pieces of candy per bag, so you can share the naughty fun with everyone on your list. Stick 'em in stockings, slip 'em under the tree, or just leave 'em out...
Transform into an irresistible delight. Vajtats are the perfect affordable accessory when in search of a little bling below. They have been specifically developed for the temporary application on human skin, are easy to apply and are non-toxic. The art lasts for up to 5 days, even after showering or swimming.
The first condom made with a proprietary plant-based formula of thistle extract and natural rubber latex, using Glyde's patented double dipping' technology for extra sheerness with complete reliability. Crafted for performance and comfort, Glyde delivers a sensational experience to both partners. Glyde Ultra Wildberry flavored condoms are made with natural organic fruit and plant extracts-no sugar or chemicals added-and our exclusive patented technology for ultra sheer and extra reliable performance. Go wild with our tasty blend of raspberry and blackberries.
These LR41 VeDO batteries help to keep battery-operated VeDO toys vibrating. Includes twelve 1.5v LR41 batteries.Works with the Drive, Tork, Turbo, Uni and Ayu
Smell ya later with this Brown Middle Finger cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Cologne Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
Smell ya later with this Green Weed Leaf cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Forest Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
Smell ya later with this High AFin. cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Mint Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
Designed for the those with impeccable taste, style and class, Candyprints' Glitterati Boobie Napkins will elevate the next party to VIP status. The elegant and absorbent 6.5-inch paper napkins are on-trend for a night out or for wedding season, featuring fun metallic stamped boobies. Each package contains (8) high quality boobie napkins. Complete the look with coordinating Glitterati Boobie balloons, plates, straws, and more!
Designed for the host with impeccable taste, style and class, Glitterati Boobie Straws will elevate any party to VIP status. The elegant yet sturdy 7.25" paper straws are on-trend for wedding seasons and crazy nights out (or in) and feature fun glittering shaped boobies (gold, silver, rose gold and dark pink). Each package contains (8) paper straws. Complete the look with coordinating boobie balloons, napkins, and more!
Gifting has never been more fun than with the Happy Fucking Birthday Gift Bag. Unlike other gift bags, gift givers will be proud to wrap naughty (or nice) gifts in this playful wine-sized bag. High quality, unique luxury gift bags made of thick, sturdy cardstock paper with elegant woven handles, this delightful bag is as fun to give as it is to receive.
Introducing Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks. the ultimate candy with an attitude that's perfect for those special people in your life who deserve a taste of their own medicine. This bold and cheeky candy is perfect for those special individuals who deserve a not-so-subtle reminder. Whether it's for a cheating partner, self-absorbed friend, or that coworker who just canft.t take a hint, this bag of fruit-flavored dick candies is guaranteed to bring plenty of laughs and eye rolls. With approximately 100 pieces or 3 ounces per bag, you'll have enough to share the mischievous fun. So go ahead, embrace...
Play around with the five senses. When your eyes are closed what do you taste, smell, hear and feel? This smooth, satiny eye mask stretches to fit with an elastic band.
The guest of honor will be more than fashionable with this colorful tiara. All hail the princess of the party! Adjusts to fit any size or hairstyle with two haircombs to secure into place.
