Funky Junk wipes leaves body parts smelling *fantastic* and can be used before, after, and during sex!Funky Junk Wipes come individually sealed and small enough to discreetly travel anywhere that you do. They're a great way to freshen up before, during, or after getting down and dirty. Each wipe packs a fragrant yet cleansing punch of strawberry flavor and can be used as an alternative to any non-flavored wipe products.These wipes are never sticky, always sweet, and safe for use on sensitive skin or with latex, condoms, toys, etc. They're specially formulated to be gentle and friendly as possible.
Boost moods with Twisted Wares' deluxe sticker featuring their elegant "Fucking Classy" design. Waterproof and scratch resistant with a durable matte finish, stick this 2.9" x 3" reminder to a laptop, thermos, flask, phone case, WHATEVER, to remind yourself to stay FUCKING CLASSY!
Boost moods with Twisted Wares' deluxe sticker featuring their badass "Fuck Cancer" design. Waterproof and scratch resistant with a durable matte finish, stick this 4" x 2" motivator to a laptop, thermos, flask, phone case, WHATEVER, to tell cancer to FUCK OFF!
Boost moods with Twisted Wares' deluxe sticker featuring their inspirational "Bitch, You Doin' A Good Job" design.Waterproof and scratch resistant with a durable thick vinyl finish, stick this 3" x 3" motivator to a laptop, thermos, flask, phone case, WHATEVER, to remind yourself -- YOU DOIN' A GOOD JOB BITCH!
A cheeky pecker Bath Bomb perfect for bachelorette party favors and playful gag gifts. This aromatic tub-side pecker sets up the pleasure of bath time as it inspires relaxation and romance. Effervescing once submerged in water, the pink strawberry champagne shape fizzes and foams while softening skin.
Aneros Wipes are specially formulated to clean toys and thier users after any and all of their adventurous Sessions. The wipes are made from natural products that will not harm toys and will leave skin feeling clean and refreshed.
A boutique cocktail napkin from Twisted Wares with a bold, humorous message is a unique product and conversation piece for your party. Napkins are a necessity for your next bachelorette party, bachelor party, cocktail party, happy hour, glamping trip, 21st birthday, 30th birthday, 40th birthday, 50th birthday or 60th birthday bash so make them fun! A Twisted Wares napkin is a great present, gift basket addition and stocking stuffer for family and friends for all occasions including birthday, hostess gift, housewarming, pot luck, bridal shower, bachelorette party, divorce party, Mothers Day and Christmas. All of our napkins come in a...
A boutique cocktail napkin from Twisted Wares with a bold, humorous message is a unique product and conversation piece for your party. Napkins are a necessity for the next bachelorette party, bachelor party, cocktail party, happy hour, glamping trip, 21st birthday, 30th birthday, 40th birthday, 50th birthday or 60th birthday bash so make them fun! A Twisted Wares napkin is a great present, gift basket addition and stocking stuffer for family and friends for all occasions including birthday, hostess gift, housewarming, pot luck, bridal shower, bachelorette party, divorce party, Mothers Day and Christmas. All of the napkins come in a...
A boutique cocktail napkin from Twisted Wares with a bold, humorous message is a unique product and conversation piece for your party. Napkins are a necessity for your next bachelorette party, bachelor party, cocktail party, happy hour, glamping trip, 21st birthday, 30th birthday, 40th birthday, 50th birthday or 60th birthday bash so make them fun! A Twisted Wares napkin is a great present, gift basket addition and stocking stuffer for family and friends for all occasions including birthday, hostess gift, housewarming, pot luck, bridal shower, bachelorette party, divorce party, Mothers Day and Christmas. All of our napkins come in a...
Blow Me Naughty KardBlow Me - It's my Birthday - Eat the cake after!Blank on Inside.The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards' NaughtyKards Collection is all things fun and sexy. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.SpecificationsItem Height: 6.00 inItem Width: 4.00 in
Have a Gay Day Naughty KardIt is always a good day to have a Gay Day!Blank on Inside.The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards' NaughtyKards Collection is all things fun and sexy. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.SpecificationsItem Height: 6.00 inItem Width: 4.00 in
Love Cums in Many Colors Naughty KardSo many colors to only cum in one <3 Blank on Inside.The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards' NaughtyKards Collection is all things fun and sexy. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.SpecificationsItem Height: 6.00 inItem Width: 4.00 in
Doobies & Boobies Naughty KardThe perfect pairing!Blank on Inside.The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards' NaughtyKards Collection is all things fun and sexy. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.SpecificationsItem Height: 6.00 inItem Width: 4.00 in
Cum Light This Tree Naughty KardSend some holiday cheer with this delightfully naughty greeting card.Blank on Inside.The Original Cannabis Greeting Card AKA the Gift with a Lift. KushKards' NaughtyKards Collection is all things fun and sexy. Made on high-quality paper in the USA.
SpecificationsItem Height: 6.00 inItem Width: 4.00 in
A card for your favorite squirter!This Valentine's Day, bring on the wet wet and super soak me! Grab our "Squirt Alert" NaughtyKard for your lover to give her a preview of the night you have ahead. Ladies you know they're a keeper if they make you squirt AND gift you this card.Blank on the inside.
Design Details:
Front Message: Bend Over, It's Your Birthday
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25 x 5.5 in.
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap
Introducing the This Card Might Suck But I Swallow greeting card, a humorous and self-aware option for your customers looking for an ice-breaker or a light-hearted way to acknowledge life's imperfections.The simple and clean design of this card with its bold, black font makes it versatile for various occasions or just a quirky note to a loved one. Made with high-quality card stock to ensure a smooth writing surface and a professional look, this card is sure to be a hit for those who appreciate a bit of dry humor.Design Details: Front Message: This Card Might Suck But I Swallow Inside Message:...
Ready to get naughty? Need a cheeky little gift to make your breast friends roar with laughter? Our Breast Friend Naughty Greeting Card is perfect! Celebrate your friendship with a clever twist on the classic best friends for life line. With our card, even when one friend is bigger than the other, it's still always fun to hang!Design Details:
Front Message: You're My Breast Friend
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25 x 5.5 in.
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap
Make sure your special someone has a night they won't forget with the I See Dick In Your Near Future Halloween Naughty Greeting Card. A play on words you won't mind hearing, this naughty card offers a crystal ball prediction of *getting the D* in the near future. It's the perfect way to make someone smile or blush! Shop now for halloween-inspired adult-rated greeting cards.Design Details:
Front Message: I See Dick In Your Near Future
Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
Size: 4.25 x 5.5 in.
Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap
Tickled, whipped, paddled, tied-up, spanked, or punished- customers can act out deviant fantasies with fetish dice. Take turns rolling the dice and indulge their way to fetish heaven (or hell)! One die says: above the waist, below the waist, all over, wrists & arms, and ankles & leg. The other die says tickle, spank, restrain, paddle, punish and whip or flog.
Give your bachelorette, birthday girl, or Cougar down the street the power to inspect the goods with the Official Pecker Inspector Badge from the "Dept of Erections" Complete with a 3-D Pecker and a pin for easy application, this badge is sure to make any girl exclaim "Do you have a license for that gun? Or are you just happy to see me?"
Bride-to-Bes Bar Dare Stickers is the perfect game for a bachelorette party headed for a night out on the town. The dare stickers are shaped like diamond rings and are a fun and updated version of the usual dares like ask a guy for his phone number." Instead, youll find Flirt with your reflection or Curse at and pretend to bitch slap yourself." The game includes interactive dares, fun for the whole bridal party and is sure to be a hit throughout the night.
Vibrantly glowing straws in assorted colors! Hold under a bright light for 1-2 minutes, go into any dark room and add a little naughtiness to all of your favorite beverages!
These super fun penis-shaped mints are about as delightful as you can get! People can share them are keep them all to themselves. These will make great party favors or gag gifts.
Fresh Pineapple Scent
High-quality Cardboard
Smell ya later with this Hot Mess Pizza-shaped cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Pineapple Scent. Comes complete with a hanging string. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
Experience six unique internal textures for different sensations (listing is for 1 random pattern stroker of 6 possible patterns) Submerge: Suckered tentacles for maximum grip Tidal: Ocean wave design for textured turning Voyage: Multiple pressure points of various shapes and sizes Harpoon: Long vertical design for quick thrusting Whirlpool: Twisting ridges designed for turning Riptide: Combination of flowing ridges and bumps Features Super soft material: Combing the soft TPE with the unique textures provides an incredible sensation. Stretches up to 7.9in. / 20cm: The flexible material is suitable for most sizes to achieve deep penetration and total stimulation of the...
Equal parts sexy, fashionable, and delectable, this fun wearable treat is the ultimate in edible undergarments for the boudoir. Each stretchable item has traditional "candy necklace" beads with elastic strung throughout to create a one size fits most garment or accessory.
Transform into an irresistible delight. Vajtats are the perfect affordable accessory when in search of a little bling below. They have been specifically developed for the temporary application on human skin, are easy to apply and are non-toxic. The art lasts for up to 5 days, even after showering or swimming.
