Experience six unique internal textures for different sensations (listing is for 1 random pattern stroker of 6 possible patterns) Submerge: Suckered tentacles for maximum grip Tidal: Ocean wave design for textured turning Voyage: Multiple pressure points of various shapes and sizes Harpoon: Long vertical design for quick thrusting Whirlpool: Twisting ridges designed for turning Riptide: Combination of flowing ridges and bumps Features Super soft material: Combing the soft TPE with the unique textures provides an incredible sensation. Stretches up to 7.9in. / 20cm: The flexible material is suitable for most sizes to achieve deep penetration and total stimulation of the...
Feeling jaded about Valentine's Day? Embrace your cynicism with the Valentine's Sucks Dicks Candy! Each bag contains 3oz approx. 100 pieces of candy. This hilarious candy is the perfect antidote for the lovesick and the love-scorned alike. Indulge in the delicious flavors as you savor the delightful irreverence of these cheeky treats. Whether nursing a broken heart or finding the whole Valentine's Day hullabaloo nauseating, this candy will resonate with your inner cynic.
Introducing our newest holiday candy, Suck a Bag of St. Nicks Dicks! This hilarious treat is the perfect way to spread some naughty festive cheer. Imagine the looks on your friends' and family's faces when they unwrap a bag of these sugary, phallic-shaped candies. It's a surefire way to get a few laughs and maybe even a few blushes!These bad boys come in a 3oz bag with approx. 100 pieces of candy per bag, so you can share the naughty fun with everyone on your list. Stick 'em in stockings, slip 'em under the tree, or just leave 'em out...
Delicious, tart, fruit flavored mini candy penises are more fun than a person should have! These charming candies are packaged in a 3oz-100 piece, clear bag with header card.
Equal parts sexy, fashionable, and delectable, this fun wearable treat is the ultimate in edible undergarments for the boudoir. Each stretchable item has traditional "candy necklace" beads with elastic strung throughout to create a one size fits most garment or accessory.
Transform into an irresistible delight. Vajtats are the perfect affordable accessory when in search of a little bling below. They have been specifically developed for the temporary application on human skin, are easy to apply and are non-toxic. The art lasts for up to 5 days, even after showering or swimming.
Need a little help seizing the day? This note pad will help plan out exactly what's needed to Carpe the Fucking Diem. Use this daily to-do pad to plan a productive day. Jot down notes, appointments, errands and more.
Making lists reduces stress- especially when you can't remember shit! Use this irreverent pad to remember those elusive little thoughts or the tasks that were supposed to be done eons ago. Jot down notes, appointments, errands and more. Don't forget to note the day's mood and rate the day!
B.Y.O. Mad Libs is the newest original Adult Mad Libs featuring 21 hilarious stories about everyone's favorite summertime activity: barbecuing! Be the most popular person at the next picnic or BBQ with this Mad Libs. Play with friends or enjoy alone!
A brand new Adult Mad Libs all about celebrating gay pride, out just in time for Pride Month! This book features 21 original stories about all things gay pride. At only $4.99 it's the perfect thing to bring to your next pride party!
Bachelorette Bash Mad Libs includes 21 hilarious stories all about a girl's last night as a single lady! At only $4.99, this makes a great gift for all the almost-married girls in your life or an excellent bachelorette party activity.
Now in a convenient Travel Size! Introducing a new playmate for Good Clean Love's most popular lubricant. Be ready for love on the go with the 1.5oz travel size Almost Naked! When female lubrication is working well, it is invisible, it's all systems go. But, when it isn't working, we feel it immediately. Vaginal lubrication is at the core of good feelings in sexuality. Vaginal dryness takes the flow out of making love. A great natural lubricant improves vaginal wetness and allows for glide, ease and effectiveness. Edible, delicious and infused with a touch of lemon and vanilla, this fresh...
Playfully kinky sex positions cards. Players use the game cards as flashcards for ideas of sex positions you can experiment with that incorporate bondage. Or play the included game where you compete against your lover to build a five-card fantasy, that includes one of each of five categories of bondage position challenges. There are 100,000 possible fantasies! The gameplay is similar to rummy but the reward for winning is much kinkier. Bondage equipment is not necessary as players can use belts, neckties, scarves or robe ties as suitable replacements. Included 50 bondage position cards and game rules.
The first condom made with a proprietary plant-based formula of thistle extract and natural rubber latex, using Glyde's patented double dipping' technology for extra sheerness with complete reliability. Crafted for performance and comfort, Glyde delivers a sensational experience to both partners. Glyde Ultra Organic Vanilla flavored condoms are made with all natural fruit and plant extracts, no sugar or chemicals added, with our exclusive patented technology for ultra sheer and extra reliable performance. Safer sex never tasted so good!
The first condom made with a proprietary plant-based formula of thistle extract and natural rubber latex, using Glyde's patented double dipping' technology for extra sheerness with complete reliability. Crafted for performance and comfort, Glyde delivers a sensational experience to both partners. Glyde Ultra Wildberry flavored condoms are made with natural organic fruit and plant extracts-no sugar or chemicals added-and our exclusive patented technology for ultra sheer and extra reliable performance. Go wild with our tasty blend of raspberry and blackberries.
The first condom made with a proprietary plant-based formula of thistle extract and natural rubber latex, using Glyde's patented double dipping' technology for extra sheerness with complete reliability. Crafted for performance and comfort, Glyde delivers a sensational experience to both partners. Glyde Ultra Organic Blueberry flavored condoms are made with natural organic fruit and plant extracts-no sugar or chemicals added-and our exclusive patented technology for ultra sheer and extra reliable performance. Tastes like juicy blueberries!
These LR41 VeDO batteries help to keep battery-operated VeDO toys vibrating. Includes twelve 1.5v LR41 batteries.Works with the Drive, Tork, Turbo, Uni and Ayu
Use Rebalance bio-degradeable wipes to cleanse, refresh and eliminate odor on the go. Good Clean Love's unique formula bio-matches to the healthiest vaginal conditions to support a natural immune response. Includes 8 individually-wrapped wipes.
Welcome to the irreverent world of Inner F*cking Peace! Color 31 saucy sayings, ''MA'' maxims, and tasteless truisms!
Heavyweight paper is superior to that of other coloring books.
Designs are printed on only one side of a page -- no bleed-through.
Each page is micro-perforated for ease of removal and display of your artwork.
Acid-free archival-quality paper helps preserve your work.
Ready to transcend the bullsh*t and find your bliss? Grab this badass coloring book and immerse yourself in a sea of tranquility. Namaste, bitches!
Color 31 sayings with accompanying artwork on acid-free art-grade paper.
With all of the stress of everyday life who couldn't benefit from some inner peace? This set of 60 cards is designed to help give people exactly that. "Nope. Double Nope. Hard Nope.'' ''Namaste, Bitches!'' ''Ohm Sweet Ohm.'' Transcend the bullsh*t and be happy!Irreverent phrases on small and colorful cards will pave the way to enlightenment, or something like that.Keep them to yourself or spread them around like so much good karma.For family, friends, and co-workers.Prompts on uncoated card backs inspire laughter, contemplation, and action.Card backs provide space for personal notes, too.60 different cards.Full-color designs.Cards come packaged in a reusable box.Cards have...
Puff, puff, pass! The newest original Adult Mad Libs features 21 hilarious all about pot and pot culture. Its the perfect thing to play with friends when theyre stoned! (Fritos optional.)
ABOUT PRIDE PARADE MAD LIBSGrab your COLOR flag and wave it proudly, because Mad Libs is leading the parade in honor of Pride!Get ready to strut your stuff, because its time to celebrate with Pride Parade Mad Libs! This fabulous new Mad Libs features 21 hilarious fill-in-the-blank stories all about the excitement of Pride, the history of Stonewall, and embracing being LGBTQIA+. This is one parade you wont want to miss.
Perfect for the couple that really wants to get things rolling, but might be a bit on the shy side or have run out of ideas. The purple die instructs on what to do, while the pink die determines how long to carry it out. The roller decides who assumes each position and whether or not to include a toy. This dice game works for any couple so all lovers of lovemaking can enjoy this fun game.
Personalize planners, calendars, bullet journals, vision boards and more with over 500 funny stickers to help seize the f*cking day and get sh*t done! For adults who love a funny sticker book or planner lovers who need some f*cking swear stickers to kick ass all year, this sarcastic and hilarious sticker pack is perfect! Accessorize with hundreds of badass motivational stickers, laugh at the snarky curses that tickle the funny bone, or give as a fun gag gift to friends and family.
Smell ya later with this Eat A Bag Of Dicks cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Banana Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
Smell ya later with this Golden GILFs parody cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Rose Scene. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
Smell ya later with this Peach Middle Finger cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Cologne Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
Smell ya later with this Brown Middle Finger cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Cologne Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
Smell ya later with this Daddy Paddle cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Peach Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
