These pink sparkly glitter dildo sex toy earrings by Wood Rocket are the perfect accessory. We had to censor these pictures, but they are actually dildo shaped in real life. They are super fun and stylish! Wear them or give them as a gift. Perfect for bachelorette parties, a night out, or some weird Christmas thing.
Give your bachelorette, birthday girl, or Cougar down the street the power to inspect the goods with the Official Pecker Inspector Badge from the "Dept of Erections" Complete with a 3-D Pecker and a pin for easy application, this badge is sure to make any girl exclaim "Do you have a license for that gun? Or are you just happy to see me?"
